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    Woman: Do you drink beer?

    Man: Yes.

    Woman: How many beers a day?

    Man: Usually about three.

    Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

    Man: $5 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!).

    Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

    Man: About 20 years, I suppose.

    Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?

    Man: Correct.

    Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?

    Man: Correct.

    Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?

    Man: Do you drink beer?

    Woman: No.


    Man: Where is your airplane?


    #2
    Bwahahahahahahahaha

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      #3
      Funny

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        #4
        Awesome


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          #5
          I like

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            #6
            Yea, now shut up!


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              #7
              lol

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                #8
                Mic drop! Bam!

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                  #9
                  Haha.

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                    #10
                    hahaha, awesome!

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                      #11
                      Got her! Ha

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                        #12
                        Good one!

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                          #13
                          Haha!

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by AlaskaFlyerFan View Post
                            Woman: Do you drink beer?

                            Man: Yes.

                            Woman: How many beers a day?

                            Man: Usually about three.

                            Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

                            Man: $5 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!).

                            Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

                            Man: About 20 years, I suppose.

                            Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?

                            Man: Correct.

                            Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?

                            Man: Correct.

                            Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?

                            Man: Do you drink beer?

                            Woman: No.


                            Man: Where is your airplane?

                            Woman: Takes off here Panties and tell man to Put them on.

                            Man: "I can't get into these"

                            Woman: "You keep that stuff up and you never will again"
                            FITFY

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                              #15
                              yes sir

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