A turkey walks into a fire station......

[Pullersboy]

So, you had a wild turkey running around INSIDE your fire station, and nobody knew it until these ladies knocked on the door and alerted you vigilant firefighters? Is that how the story goes?

They were otherwise preoccupied with The Real Housewives of...... or X-Box, or cooking, or napping in a recliner,or playing ping pong, or shooting hoops, or lifting weights, or skyping with their girlfriends, or eating, or polishing some brass, or polishing some chrome or.................

[Burnadell]

They were otherwise preoccupied with The Real Housewives of...... or X-Box, or cooking, or napping in a recliner,or playing ping pong, or shooting hoops, or lifting weights, or skyping with their girlfriends, or eating, or polishing some brass, or polishing some chrome or.................

Exactly what I was thinking!

[Acameron52]

They were otherwise preoccupied with The Real Housewives of...... or X-Box, or cooking, or napping in a recliner,or playing ping pong, or shooting hoops, or lifting weights, or skyping with their girlfriends, or eating, or polishing some brass, or polishing some chrome or.................

Don’t be jealous!!

[Pullersboy]

Exactly what I was thinking!

I knew I couldn't be the only one!!!

Don’t be jealous!!

I have to admit, I am a little jealous!

[Smokeater]

The one on the left looks like Elvira...Mistress of the Dark

I was thinking Ozzie Ozborne!!

[WRasco]

got nothing...

[Black Ice]

Oh...I guess you haven’t seen Elvira lately huh? [emoji23]

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[Goldeneagle]

Not as hot as a red-headed witch and more accessible [emoji3][emoji106]


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I give. You win.

[blntrey3]

Tell us more....

Family Members of a CO-Worker, I saw this thread and was like........Dude is that your sister and your aunt??? They have all kinds of animals in their yards lol

[Burnadell]

Family Members of a CO-Worker, I saw this thread and was like........Dude is that your sister and your aunt??? They have all kinds of animals in their yards lol

...you were like?

[lovetohunt]

Was that a wild Turkey or a domesticated Turkey? Could be an issue with the game warden.

[Txfire409]

They were otherwise preoccupied with The Real Housewives of...... or X-Box, or cooking, or napping in a recliner,or playing ping pong, or shooting hoops, or lifting weights, or skyping with their girlfriends, or eating, or polishing some brass, or polishing some chrome or.................

Hey, someones gotta do it!

[Pullersboy]

Hey, someones gotta do it!

Yeah, turns out that I chose poorly given today's climate...

[Gbird]

I’ve wrestled a calf in one of our fire stations once. It got away from a FFA function at the high school across the road. Led us on a wild chase for about thirty minutes before it literally ran into the firehouse and got trapped. I got calf slobber all over my uniform and a good laugh.


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