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Old 07-12-2019, 12:42 PM   #1
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Default This is the end giving up hunting!!!!!

My wife asked me to give up hunting. I told her I would. She keeps my acorns in her purse.
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Old 07-12-2019, 12:43 PM   #2
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She will be missed
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Old 07-12-2019, 12:49 PM   #3
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I hope the remainder of the sex change operation goes well. Prayers up.
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Old 07-12-2019, 12:51 PM   #4
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She will be missed
She asked you to give up hunting?!.... she aint gonna be missed much.
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Old 07-12-2019, 12:52 PM   #5
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She making you get rid of the goats and donkeys too?
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Old 07-12-2019, 12:54 PM   #6
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Somebody didn't log out...... LOL
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Old 07-12-2019, 12:54 PM   #7
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Tell her you'll give up huntin if she gives up shopping or whatever she loves to do
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Old 07-12-2019, 12:55 PM   #8
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Rookie.......Window+L every time you walk away from the desk!
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Old 07-12-2019, 12:57 PM   #9
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Not good
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Old 07-12-2019, 01:05 PM   #10
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so what's the punch line???
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Old 07-12-2019, 01:06 PM   #11
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Awe Hale Naw
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Old 07-12-2019, 01:08 PM   #12
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She making you get rid of the goats and donkeys too?
He'll need those as roommates now.
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Old 07-12-2019, 01:11 PM   #13
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I'll buy you a purse, so you can keep your acorns! You need to update your profile and remove your first interest. Lol

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Old 07-12-2019, 01:12 PM   #14
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She gotcha!
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Old 07-12-2019, 01:12 PM   #15
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My wife runs my day to day activities because I need a babysitter. But she will never tell me to give up hunting!
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Old 07-12-2019, 01:18 PM   #16
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Hello wife! Stop posting on here. That's just wrong. He's gonna be mad when he sees what you've done.
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Old 07-12-2019, 01:23 PM   #17
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Bernie 2020
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Old 07-12-2019, 01:27 PM   #18
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Lol...give the guy his acorns back!
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Old 07-12-2019, 01:28 PM   #19
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She isn’t to blame, feeding and cameras killed it a few years back at the very least it needs a different name, it’s time to fill feeders and put out cameras so I know where the mature ones are! Locating maybe? She had nothing to do with it, take a deep breath, hold it, you see? It’s the guy in the mirror
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Old 07-12-2019, 01:40 PM   #20
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Haha waiting for the honest reply.
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Old 07-12-2019, 01:41 PM   #21
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Sad to hear this...


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Old 07-12-2019, 01:48 PM   #22
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Well, you gonna be richer for sure!!!
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Old 07-12-2019, 01:50 PM   #23
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My wife asked me that too. Next year I'll be 70 years old, so I told her I'd cut it in half.

After all, hunting from Aug until Jan is plenty and gives me more time to fish!!!
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Old 07-12-2019, 01:58 PM   #24
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Did you shoot the deer in front of her? Did she storm back to the cabin? Did you have to sleep on the couch?

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Old 07-12-2019, 02:10 PM   #25
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Let me know when to come by and pick up all your gear.
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Old 07-12-2019, 02:19 PM   #26
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did you shoot the deer in front of her? Did she storm back to the cabin? Did you have to sleep on the couch?

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Old 07-12-2019, 03:03 PM   #27
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Hacked again by my coworker... Moderators please delete this nonsense
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Old 07-12-2019, 03:18 PM   #28
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Hacked again by my coworker... Moderators please delete this nonsense
I would stick to that story LoL

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Old 07-12-2019, 03:26 PM   #29
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Hacked again by my coworker... Moderators please delete this nonsense
We usually just put up gay **** screen saver when someone leaves their work computer unlocked. Going to this level is just wrong.
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Old 07-12-2019, 03:42 PM   #30
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Hacked again by my coworker... Moderators please delete this nonsense
Mmmm Hmmm... That's my story an' I'm stickin' to it...
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Old 07-12-2019, 03:49 PM   #31
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Some of my coworkers have made some interesting Facebook post over the years. Hopefully you learned your lesson. haha
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Old 07-12-2019, 04:03 PM   #32
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Did you shoot the deer in front of her? Did she storm back to the cabin? Did you have to sleep on the couch?

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Old 07-12-2019, 04:06 PM   #33
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I was about to start a “Free Chrisgunguy” page.
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Old 07-12-2019, 04:10 PM   #34
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I was about to start a “Free Chrisgunguy” page.
I'm in :-)
Practicing my grammar and the Apsotatefree O:-) in the possessive

Where does one get one of Chris's free guns :-)

Or would it be Chris'?
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Old 07-12-2019, 04:16 PM   #35
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I was about to start a “Free Chrisgunguy” page.
Or volunteers to put him out bnb of his misery.

Gary
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Old 07-12-2019, 04:18 PM   #36
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Or volunteers to put him out bnb of his misery.

Gary
Could be his best case scenario.
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Old 07-12-2019, 04:26 PM   #37
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So, I'm not meeting you this afternoon to pick up the goats?
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Old 07-12-2019, 04:38 PM   #38
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so, i'm not meeting you this afternoon to pick up the goats?
lol
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Old 07-12-2019, 04:54 PM   #39
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Yea right! We are still waiting for the correct answer. either you turned in your man card and someone cut off your cajones or SHE is no longer with you or us!
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Old 07-12-2019, 05:16 PM   #40
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Next time he walks away, put this on his desktop.

I've tagged a co-worker a few times on TBH and been tagged once for looking to buy a pair of a**less chaps....in pink leather no less...
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Old 07-12-2019, 05:44 PM   #41
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What did, your girlfriend say ?
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Old 07-12-2019, 05:44 PM   #42
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I love my wife. She loves my hunting
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Old 07-12-2019, 05:51 PM   #43
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Next time he walks away, put this on his desktop.

I've tagged a co-worker a few times on TBH and been tagged once for looking to buy a pair of a**less chaps....in pink leather no less...
Blue balled monkey. Been trying to get one on my 3 trips over but them sckers are smart!
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Old 07-12-2019, 05:52 PM   #44
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Hello wife! Stop posting on here. That's just wrong. He's gonna be mad when he sees what you've done.
haha!
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Old 07-12-2019, 06:11 PM   #45
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That was over the line.....! Call HR! Lol
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Old 07-12-2019, 06:37 PM   #46
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug
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Old 07-12-2019, 06:51 PM   #47
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Wife and I just read these. Thanks for the support. Even the offer to take me outta my misery.
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Old 07-12-2019, 06:55 PM   #48
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Next time he walks away, put this on his desktop.

I've tagged a co-worker a few times on TBH and been tagged once for looking to buy a pair of a**less chaps....in pink leather no less...
Vervets are hilarious.
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Old 07-12-2019, 06:56 PM   #49
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Hacked again by my coworker... Moderators please delete this nonsense
There's a full spot opening up on the lease...you know you would rather drive south.
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Old 07-12-2019, 06:57 PM   #50
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug
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