Parenting

[Quackerbox]

Before you know it he'll be texting girls at 1230 on a school night and saying things like......dad, shes a volley ball player! They all got big butts

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[BigThicketBoy]

There’s never a dull moment. In the last 24 hrs, my kid has

1) Fallen asleep on his bedroom floor(just started sleeping in a toddler bed) with his head pressed against the door so we couldn’t open it.



2) Dumped Easter egg dye everywhere.



3) Eaten half his spaghetti-o’s with his spoon, then decided he’d use his hand for the rest.



4) Dashed away, naked, from his mom after she dried him off from his bath, ran into the kitchen to find me, and proceeded to pee on the floor.






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Oh it get lots better lol.
I lost my little girl at the house one day.
She had been following me around , in and out of the house and garage, front yard.
I got to missing her and started looking and calling her name but couldn't find her.
The garage door was open and I looked out in the yard and no Hailee.
The neighbors started looking to.
I was scared to death someone had drove by and picked her up.
I was in the kitchen about to call Linda and the cops when I heard I little giggle coming from the pantry.
She had been hiding in there the whole time.
I have never been so scared and relieved in all my life.

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[BigThicketBoy]

How awesome——the one of him peeing will be a GREAT graduation photo

The one passed out behind the door is the night after graduation!!!!

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[quackadikt]

Before you know it he'll be texting girls at 1230 on a school night and saying things like......dad, shes a volley ball player! They all got big butts

[emoji849]

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Well he ain’t wrong!


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[lmartin5]

Isn't it great?!?!

[Quackerbox]

Well he ain’t wrong!


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Nope!

When he said that my wife said..."hes your kid"

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[Crazy Horse]

Great stuff. Don't blink. They grow up way too fast.

yep...

[Dale Moser]

My boys 3rd birthday today , little worm crapped on the kitchen floor today

At 3 years old??

[tward1604]

this is awesome

[Raleigh]

And to think this is the easy part. Wait till the clock strikes 12 midnight, your trucks keys are gone, and he is no where to be seen.

[duckmanep]

good times