Your problem is that your neighbors don’t fear you. Fix that. Make sure they see you arguing with yourself for starters. Throwing an axe repeatedly into a tree in your front yard while in a leather thong will help as well. Catching squirrels with your bare hands and then biting their heads off in front of their children and eating them should seal the deal. You’re welcome.
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Comment