Speaking of punching nuts

[BaconIsMyFriend]

Heard about a recent marriage proposal. Don't know how accurate the info is.

Guy tells his girlfriend that he forgot his phone and needs her to bring it to him. She may have went somewhere to pick it up. Anyhow, after she is in route to take his phone to him she is pulled over by a police officer. The officer walks up to her car and says she was speeding. And then proceeds to mention that she is under arrest. She's crying and confused as to why. Then her boyfriend gets out of the police car and proposes.

Me thinks a good kick in the boyfriend's sack was due from her.

Maybe if they wouldn't have told her she was under arrest it would've been OK. But to have her crying thinking she was going to jail.....

[Playa]

Saw that on the news..... idiot.

[be12hunt]

Hahaha sounds hilarious. Definitely not the way I did it.

[BowOnly81]

Bet she said no!

[staplehawk]

Yeah, not how I woulda done it.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cc2_1500422220

[Drycreek3189]

If she said yes, she will regret that decision sooner or later. He's a cull.......

[MadHatter]

Maybe put the ring on the bottom of the pool and hold her under until she sees it

[TxDispatcher]

Maybe put the ring on the bottom of the pool and hold her under until she sees it

I shouldn't have laughed at this...but I did

[sailor]

Marriage, is like a deck of cards....
At first, it's all hearts and diamonds......
And in the end, All you want, is a club, and a spade.....

[AJMag]

Saw that. Was in grapevine, and the guy was dispatch riding with a patrol. Looked like it was in a parking lot next to the Mcdonalds gas station at Main and 114

[TxDispatcher]

Maybe put the ring on the bottom of the pool and hold her under until she sees it

I shouldn't have laughed at this...but I did

Okay, I feel better now...I read this to my wife and she burst out laughing and then replied much like everyone else did by saying "well, that makes about as much sense as what that moron did"

[BigFoot]

I guess my breed of humor is a little darker than most, I think that's pretty **** funny.


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[Mudslinger]

She was told the reason she was arrested was because the vehicle was reported as stolen. And the report I read said she accepted his proposal.

[TxDispatcher]

She was told the reason she was arrested was because the vehicle was reported as stolen. And the report I read said she accepted his proposal.

She'll pay him back over the next few decades


And NO, I'm not reading that ^ comment to my wife

[Black Ice]

I guess my breed of humor is a little darker than most, I think that's pretty **** funny.


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It's not. I laughed when I saw the actual news link a while ago.


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