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    GRXH 2017, March of the Deplorables!

    One score (minus 1 year) ago our Generals (Rat and Wildman) brought forth on Granger WMA a new HUNT, conceived in Liberty (somewhat) to the proposition that all archers are created equal. (Lincoln~ish)

    It is therefore not surprising that they get bitter, they cling to their bows and camo clothing or antipathy toward wild pigs or anti-gun sentiment or anti-food sentiment as a way to HAVE FUN! (Obama~ish)

    They fit in what I call a basket of deplorables. (Clinton~ish)

    Make GRXH great again! It's always been great, but you know what I mean! (Trump~ish)

    Here it is, all of you Deplorable son's o' b****s; this is your time to shine, make your mark, have your vote be counted*, have your voice be heard** and LIVE THE DREAM by attending the...

    Granger Ranger Xtreme Hunt 2017


    Date:
    Weekend after Valentine's day, since Deplorables don't know how to read a calendar, Valentine's Day is February 14th. That means our hunt starts on Friday the 17th and runs until Sunday the 19th; noon to noon. If you are still unsure, ask a girl, she can tell you when it is and then just be ready the next weekend.

    Rules (more like executive orders):
    1) No Food! The only way to end up in the river faster is if you ride with Rat! Bring food, get thrown in the drink!

    2) Hunting and Fishing licenses re required as well as the APH permit. If you don't know what an APH permit is look it up, you have Google just like the rest of us, so stop being a baby and google it already. Or, you can just ask for an APH permit at your local licensing retailer, it's $48.

    3) Hunter Orange is the LAW, wear it. Contrary to what TXUSNAVYCHIEFE says, it is the law and it is required; 144 square inches chest and back plus a lid.

    4) No guns or crossbows. The only way you can use a crossbow is IF you usually use a regular bow but have a DOCTOR'S LETTER saying you can't use a regular bow. Otherwise, no crossbows, don't ask why, don't try and change our minds and don't whine; just stay away if you can't get along without a crossbow.

    Join the campaign!
    Have you always wanted to be a Deplorable? Do you cling to your bow, camo and anti-hog sentiments as the gospel truth? Do you want to help make GRXH Great? Are you pining to be a contributing hunter in this great endeavor?

    Then by all means, come on out! Everyone is welcome, period! Keep in mind this is an adult hunting weekend, there will be large amounts of beer and spirits drank, shenanigans pulled, loud, bad language and various other nefarious pranks and stuff.DO NOT COME HERE IF YOU ARE THIN SKINNED, CAN'T TAKE A JOKE OR ARE EASILY OFFENDED!

    Like I said, everyone is welcome!

    Campaign HQ:
    Thankfully, you will not have to travel to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. to attend this hunt.
    We meet at the Primitive Camp on the banks of the San Gabriel River, at Granger Lake in Granger, Texas.

    Click here for a map...
    ...click here for another map.

    To reach the campaign HQ you will need a boat of some kind, or you can walk a gazillion miles from the Comanche Bluff Trail Head; your choice. We can also pick up people from the No. 7 primitive boat launch (if they have it reopened by that time, and let's hope they do).

    *,** Concerning votes and voices, there are neither; this hunt is ruled by the Generals and what they say is law, there are no exceptions, dissenters will be run through and cast into the river or used for hog bait.

    Duty Roster

    Has Boat
    Rat +1

    Needs Ride
    Looser McLooserface

    So, pull out the gear, fix the rips, tears and holes from last time, update the life insurance, get the boat prepped, kiss the wife and kids (possibly for the last time) and
    LET'S GET LICKEY!

    #2
    SO IT BEGINS!!!

    Can it be February yet??

    Duty Roster

    Has Boat
    Rat +1
    Sneaky

    Needs Ride
    Looser McLooserface

    Hillary Lovers (if you sign up then back out)
    Don't end up here!


    Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-N920A using Tapatalk
    Last edited by Sneaky; 12-11-2016, 03:33 PM.

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      #3
      I'm moist with anticipation......

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        #4
        Duty Roster

        Has Boat
        Rat +1
        Sneaky

        Needs Ride
        Looser McLooserface
        Hog Lick


        Hillary Lovers (if you sign up then back out)
        Don't end up here!

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          #5
          Duty Roster

          Has Boat
          Rat +1
          Sneaky
          paintman

          Needs Ride
          Looser McLooserface
          Hog Lick


          Hillary Lovers (if you sign up then back out)
          Don't end up here!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Hog Lick View Post
            I'm moist with anticipation......


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              #7
              Duty Roster

              Has Boat
              Rat +1
              Sneaky
              paintman
              bho0351

              Needs Ride
              Looser McLooserface
              Hog Lick


              Hillary Lovers (if you sign up then back out)
              Don't end up here!

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                #8
                Has Boat
                Rat +1
                Sneaky
                paintman
                bho0351
                Wildman +2

                Needs Ride
                Looser McLooserface
                Hog Lick


                Hillary Lovers (if you sign up then back out)
                Don't end up here!

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                  #9
                  SO IT BEGINS!!!

                  Can it be February yet??

                  Duty Roster

                  Has Boat
                  Rat +1
                  Sneaky
                  Flex+Cajun Ginger

                  Needs Ride
                  Looser McLooserface

                  Hillary Lovers (if you sign up then back out)
                  Don't end up here!


                  LETS GET BOMBED

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                    #10
                    Need to ensure everyone brings a doz minnows...add to supply list.

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                      #11
                      SO IT BEGINS!!!

                      Can it be February yet??

                      Duty Roster

                      Has Boat
                      Sneaky
                      paintman
                      bho0351
                      Wildman +2
                      Flex+Cajun Ginger

                      Needs Ride
                      Looser McLooserface
                      Doppelganger +1

                      Hillary Lovers (if you sign up then back out)
                      Don't end up here!


                      LETS GET BOMBED
                      Last edited by doppelganger; 12-11-2016, 11:26 PM.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Flex View Post
                        SO IT BEGINS!!!

                        Can it be February yet??

                        Duty Roster

                        Has Boat
                        Rat +1
                        Sneaky
                        Flex+Cajun Ginger

                        Needs Ride
                        Looser McLooserface

                        Hillary Lovers (if you sign up then back out)
                        Don't end up here!


                        LETS GET BOMBED
                        You erased Bryan and Danny and paintman from the roster��

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                          #13
                          SO IT BEGINS!!!

                          Can it be February yet??

                          Duty Roster

                          Has Boat
                          Sneaky
                          paintman
                          bho0351
                          Wildman +2
                          Flex+Cajun Ginger

                          Needs Ride
                          Looser McLooserface
                          Doppelganger +1
                          Hog Lick

                          Hillary Lovers (if you sign up then back out)
                          Don't end up here!


                          LETS GET BOMBED

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by doppelganger View Post
                            SO IT BEGINS!!!

                            Can it be February yet??

                            Duty Roster

                            Has Boat
                            Sneaky
                            paintman
                            bho0351
                            Wildman +2
                            Flex+Cajun Ginger

                            Needs Ride
                            Looser McLooserface
                            Doppelganger +1

                            Hillary Lovers (if you sign up then back out)
                            Don't end up here!


                            LETS GET BOMBED
                            Hog lick got erased too...I'll let ya lol sort this out before I jump in

                            Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337Z using Tapatalk

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                              #15
                              Ok, once again some people, that we won't mention, FLEX, can't use the internet

                              keep the list up to date

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