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    Well I have 24 hours to notify the FBI about the 4 serious laws I have violated. They are sending the local law enforcers to arrest me.
    I called 405 296 6028 and told them to send em on I got lots of bullets for the left handed pig eaters. The agent cussed at me
    But I want be lonely my wife got the same call. I almost asked her how they would find her with the new hair but the ringing in my ears stopped me.

    #2
    I put my 94 year old grandmother on the phone with them and bet they won’t call back. She was talking their ear off and they finally hung up

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      #3
      Mine is the IRS agent that can't speak English. I'm doomed.

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        #4
        Maybe offer up whatever chips you have in the house and they might go away. Cheetos are a powerful force, I’m told. That and bacon.

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          #5
          I got this one


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            #6
            I love it when these folks call me. Usually, I make a confession so terrifying that they immediately hang up and won't answer when I call back to finish my story!

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              #7
              Haha FBI just emailed me the other day. I’ll see ya inside.

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                #8
                I haven’t been notified because I haven’t broken any laws.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Montec man View Post
                  I love it when these folks call me. Usually, I make a confession so terrifying that they immediately hang up and won't answer when I call back to finish my story!
                  Stealing this... LOL.........

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Rotney View Post
                    I got this one


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                    Glad to see the government agencies are hiring people who can compose sentences in clear and plain english

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Montec man View Post
                      I love it when these folks call me. Usually, I make a confession so terrifying that they immediately hang up and won't answer when I call back to finish my story!
                      Man after my own heart

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                        #12
                        As a patrol man I answered a call where this elderly couple had got a call. The were legitimately scared.

                        I called the number back and told them people I had the suspects and asked where to bring them. Dude started to mumble something and tried to explain. I offered to meet half way. He hung up.

                        I continued to call the number all day till in became invalid

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                          #13
                          Get that call every few months

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by AJMag View Post
                            Glad to see the government agencies are hiring people who can compose sentences in clear and plain english

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                            Lol

                            It was a computer generated call.


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                              #15
                              When you have a problem and nobody can help call The A-Team

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