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    The Wonders of Nature

    The Wonders of Nature

    A young father in central Texas watched his small daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

    Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

    Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

    'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her father replied.

    'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

    'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

    As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped both spiders flat.

    'Well", she said, "that may be okay in California, but we're not having any of that crap in Texas."

    #2
    ^^^lmao^^^

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      #3
      P E R F E C T !!!! LOL.
      Some Snowflake may get their feeling hurt over that, but I wished our political leaders felt the same way as that child.

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        #4
        Love it����

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          #5
          Lmao!! That’s great.

          Trivia...daddy long legs are not spiders. They are mites.

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            #6
            [emoji23][emoji23]

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                #8
                Lmao!!! Great

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                  #9
                  greatness!!

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                    #10
                    Too funny!

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                      #11
                      Lol

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                        #12
                        Heard that one many times, but it's still funny!


                        Originally posted by Fishndude View Post
                        Lmao!! That’s great.

                        Trivia...daddy long legs are not spiders. They are mites.
                        Very interesting.
                        So, if it's not a spider, how come I still freak out, when falls on me?

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                          #13
                          Gonna get repeated. Awesome!

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                            #14
                            Pure greatness

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                              #15
                              Lol. Greatness.


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