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    #16
    Make Youth Camp 2 weeks long. God is awesome!!

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      #17
      Go back 20 years and kill the PC-SJW movement.


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        #18
        Have correct change for anything I want

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          #19
          Originally posted by curtintex View Post
          I'd rent a unicorn and ride that sucker through a quinceanera while wearing a crushed velvet thong and Tom Landry's fedora.


          Ok....... that would be awesome!!!


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            #20
            Make deer season get here faster

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              #21
              Fearlessly love the woman worm farmer of the year who has given up raising, and renting, unicorns, after winning the powerball. I would love her unconditionally--even if all she could do is stay in the fetal position and keep repeating "the horror" after some incident concerning a crushed velvet thong. Made it Ma-- top of the world!

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                #22
                Be able to retire.

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                  #23
                  Originally posted by Burnadell View Post
                  Why can't you do that now?

                  I’m afraid of being wrong.
                  I feel like Moses when trying to share.
                  My message isn’t all warm and fuzzy and it tends to alienate people from me. I’m human and enjoy beyond part of something, most times.
                  My message is simple. With out Jesus you ARE going to Hell.

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by TxMedic View Post
                    Cure my moms cancer and restore my daddy back to before he had his stroke.
                    Originally posted by be12hunt View Post
                    Cure all cancer.
                    Would be great to get rid of all cancers for good. Lost my mom and others to it. She really suffered. Never smoked, never did drugs or even drank alcohol.
                    The cancer started in the uterus, spread to her lungs and then everywhere else.

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                      #25
                      Originally posted by Pushbutton2 View Post
                      I’m afraid of being wrong.
                      I feel like Moses when trying to share.
                      My message isn’t all warm and fuzzy and it tends to alienate people from me. I’m human and enjoy beyond part of something, most times.
                      My message is simple. With out Jesus you ARE going to Hell.
                      Well, at least your message is better than mine.

                      "If you don't like Jesus, to hell with ya."

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                        #26
                        Getting deep in here...this will lighten up the mood.

                        Here’s what I would do:

                        Office Space (Film), Comedy (Film Genre), Ron Livingston (TV Actor), Diedrich Bader (TV Actor)

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by curtintex View Post
                          I'd rent a unicorn and ride that sucker through a quinceanera while wearing a crushed velvet thong and Tom Landry's fedora.
                          You should write cards for hallmark.

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                            #28
                            Today's verse was Matthew 7:12
                            I like to read some preceding verses and following verses. I think it gives me more context.

                            I did that this am and felt compelled to share. To me they shoot my "arguments" out of the water.

                            Yes I read what I just wrote.
                            Arguing with God Joshua 1:9
                            Water Jesus rebukes the wind and the calms
                            Jesus walks on water
                            Jesus is referred to as the Living Water

                            Matthew 7:7-12 NASB[Color=red]
                            "Ask, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you. [8] For everyone who asks receives, and he who seeks finds, and to him who knocks it will be opened. [9] Or what man is there among you who, when his son asks for a loaf, will give him a stone? [10] Or if he asks for a fish, he will not give him a snake, will he? [11] If you then, being evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father who is in heaven give what is good to those who ask Him! [12] "In everything, therefore, treat people the same way you want them to treat you, for this is the Law and the Prophets.[/color=red]

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                              #29
                              Rent unicorns

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                                #30
                                As much as I’d love to go back in time and bowhunt an Irish elk, if I could only do one thing it would be to restore the USS Texas and use the forward main battery to fire Hillary, Chelsea, and Bill all out to sea

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