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Old 09-16-2018, 10:25 AM   #1
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Default Just got burnt by my 8 year old.

So I was telling my 8 year old son Alex that I had abs (which I obviously donít Iím a big fat ars) and he was quick to reply ďdad you donít have abs you have flabsĒ.
Ha Sunday funny, thought yíall would enjoy.
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Old 09-16-2018, 10:28 AM   #2
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Yep, kids are brutally honest.
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Old 09-16-2018, 10:29 AM   #3
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Kids say the darndest things
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Old 09-16-2018, 10:35 AM   #4
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Old 09-16-2018, 10:44 AM   #5
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Kids and drunks always tell the truth!
Sorry Dad.
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Old 09-16-2018, 10:55 AM   #6
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Lol!
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Old 09-16-2018, 10:58 AM   #7
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Kids and drunks always tell the truth!
Sorry Dad.
Who came up with that? Kid always tell the truth.... bull****... kids are the biggest liars imaginable..they lie about everything.
Whoever came up with that didnt have kids or was gullible AF.

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Old 09-16-2018, 11:03 AM   #8
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He to funny


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Old 09-16-2018, 11:15 AM   #9
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Pretty quick witted .

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Old 09-16-2018, 11:20 AM   #10
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Pretty quick witted .

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Just like his dad.
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Old 09-16-2018, 11:21 AM   #11
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LMAO! Flabs are in.....They are yesterday's abs!
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Old 09-16-2018, 11:22 AM   #12
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Old 09-16-2018, 11:29 AM   #13
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Who came up with that? Kid always tell the truth.... bull****... kids are the biggest liars imaginable..they lie about everything.
Whoever came up with that didnt have kids or was gullible AF.
You haven't met my son.

I've taught him there isn't many things I hate more than a liar and a thief. And once you've been caught lying or stealing you will always be known as one. He knows telling the truth is always the better option and he has also been warned the discipline will be worse if he has done something wrong and lies about it.
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Old 09-16-2018, 11:35 AM   #14
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Im sure hes a wonderful young man and well done dad on teaching him right.

He'll lie though

Right to your face.

Hes a kid
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Old 09-16-2018, 11:50 AM   #15
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Old 09-16-2018, 01:05 PM   #16
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im sure hes a wonderful young man and well done dad on teaching him right.

He'll lie though

right to your face.

Hes a kid
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Old 09-16-2018, 01:19 PM   #17
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Roflmao!!!!!!
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Old 09-16-2018, 02:35 PM   #18
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That flab, is just the protective coating, covering
my rock hard abs underneath.....
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Old 09-16-2018, 02:46 PM   #19
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So no 6-pack, but a keg?
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Old 09-16-2018, 02:56 PM   #20
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Lol.
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Old 09-16-2018, 02:59 PM   #21
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Who came up with that? Kid always tell the truth.... bull****... kids are the biggest liars imaginable..they lie about everything.
Whoever came up with that didnt have kids or was gullible AF.
TRUTH
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Old 09-16-2018, 03:01 PM   #22
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LMAO! Flabs are in.....They are yesterday's abs!
This is great news. I've been patiently waiting and for once I'm very prepared.
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Old 09-16-2018, 03:26 PM   #23
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So I was telling my 8 year old son Alex that I had abs (which I obviously donít Iím a big fat ars) and he was quick to reply ďdad you donít have abs you have flabsĒ.
Ha Sunday funny, thought yíall would enjoy.
He oughtta have his arse whupped!!!
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Old 09-16-2018, 03:39 PM   #24
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He oughtta have his arse whupped!!!


I think they could take me!!!!



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Old 09-16-2018, 03:43 PM   #25
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I’m glad to hear flab’s are in lol
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Old 09-16-2018, 04:15 PM   #26
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LMAO! Flabs are in.....They are yesterday's abs!


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Iím glad to hear flabís are in lol


If flabís are in I only need moobs to come back as well then Iíd be styling.


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Old 09-16-2018, 04:43 PM   #27
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That flab, is just the protective coating, covering
my rock hard abs underneath.....
So the women don't get light-headed and crazy?
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Old 09-16-2018, 04:48 PM   #28
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I think they could take me!!!!



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Old 09-16-2018, 11:44 PM   #29
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Funny. My parents took my boy down to the water at Whitney Saturday to throw rocks and goof off. After awhile my mom told him let’s go see if we can find some deer.......”can we come back after we find some beer?”
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Old 09-17-2018, 07:04 PM   #30
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Yup, three things that donít lie.....Drunks, children, and yoga pants!
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Old 09-17-2018, 07:18 PM   #31
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Cute and witty. Them them the Dad bod is in !
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Old 09-17-2018, 07:57 PM   #32
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Yup, three things that donít lie.....Drunks, children, and yoga pants!
You got that right. Hard to hide any secrets in them pants
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