Team GOF

[Leonhogboy]

OK guys, time to start preparing for Bownanza. Who is in this year?

And don't forget to set your clocks ahead an hour this weekend. I wouldn't want any of you geezers to miss the big gathering.

Hogboy

[Beleg]

You know you are old when you can cough, fart, sneeze and pee at the same time.

You know you are old when you’re told to slow down by your doctor and not the police.

You know you are old when you stop searching for the meaning of life to focus on searching for your car keys.

You know you are old when your dreams are dry and your farts are wet.

[Burnadell]

Originally Posted by Beleg

You know you are old when you can cough, fart, sneeze and pee at the same time.

You know you are old when you’re told to slow down by your doctor and not the police.

You know you are old when you stop searching for the meaning of life to focus on searching for your car keys.

You know you are old when your dreams are dry and your farts are wet.

Good ones!

[Texas Grown]

I'm in....Oh....wait.....not sure, as I don't remember what, where, when, how, or who Bownaza is. Gotta spare microchip? Preferably a 64 bit? Cause I once thought I lost my mind, and had to go ask for a new one. Maybe I should check with lost and found? What were we talking about?

[WCB]

Look, a squirrel

[Beleg]

You know you’re getting old when getting lucky means you found your car in the parking lot.

[Beleg]