Valentine's Day

[heyearl]

I gave her all I had for a good 3 minutes this morning and then sent her on her way to work, I'll cook her a steak tonight for her troubles.

3 minutes, really ?

LOL

[Quackerbox]

If you want a shot at March 14th you buy flowers on Feb 14th

This right here!!!

Although I didn't do flowers this year. I hand wrote a note and mailed it to her office.

March 14,2017 I got home to a new bottle of whiskey, two cigars and a steak with desert

[Goldeneagle]

buy a plant

She is happy with dinner at IHOP.

[systemnt]

what ?

what what?

[CaptainDave]

Flowers on Valentines day is a sucker move, save that ace in the hole for when they're cheap.

I've got 3 ladies at the house right now cleaning that sucker from ceiling fans to shoe moulding, blinds, baseboards, toilets, oven...everything. And they'll come back once a month to clean for the next 4 months.....or they're robbing me blind right now, we'll see.

She teaches/coaches middle school, and doesn't get a lot of time off during the school year, I'd rather she didn't spend it cleaning the house. It went over quite well!

We hired a maid about 6 months ago to come in every other week. Wife was a bit hesitant at first, but with us both working, some things around the house would get neglected. We ended up spending a lot of time on the weekend doing chores around the house.

All I can say is to this day, my wife thinks this is the best thing we have done in a while. The house is absolutely spotless after the maid leaves.

[Mayhem]

I gave her all I had for a good 3 minutes this morning and then sent her on her way to work, I'll cook her a steak tonight for her troubles.

You win.


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[justindiehl7]

what what?

In the butt?


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[AntlerCollector]

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[systemnt]

In the butt?


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I'm pretty disappointed in myself that i know what you were referencing.

[Deathrow Jethro]

If you want a shot at March 14th you buy flowers on Feb 14th

No matter what I get her or do for her on Valentines Day, I STILL do not get to partake in this day. March 14th is my wife's birthday, so she gets that day as well.

[Jaybo31]

No matter what I get her or do for her on Valentines Day, I STILL do not get to partake in this day. March 14th is my wife's birthday, so she gets that day as well.

Man you got jacked all the way around

[Iehooligan11b]

Whatever makes her happy is what you gotta do. My wife likes lots of things better than flowers too.


I save flowers for when I really **** her off. The lady at the florist loves it when she has to write, "Sorry I'm an *****hole" on the little card that goes with the flowers....or my personal best, "You were still wrong, but I overreacted".

Have to buy the flowers and leave them in the plastic water catching bag though. Giving them to her in a vase is handing over a potential bludgeoning weapon.