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Old 10-15-2013, 10:26 AM   #151
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:30 AM   #152
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:34 AM   #153
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"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"

From:
Blazing Saddles
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
and many other movies and TV shows
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:35 AM   #154
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"Who's the head bull goose loony around here?"
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:35 AM   #155
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"Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!" - Samuel L. Jackson from A Time To Kill
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:36 AM   #156
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"I'm your Huckleberry" - Tombstone

"The dude Abides" - The Big Labowski

"Forgiveness is between him and God, it's my job to arrange the meeting" - Man on Fire
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:38 AM   #157
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Rico(Hot Rod): I'm freaking pumped! I've been drinking green tea all god d... day!(while beating up a man) God, I go to church every gd Sunday! You gonna bring the demons out of me!
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:40 AM   #158
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I figured the Rocky Mountains would be a little more rockier than this. That John Denver is full of %$!t.

Dumb & Dumber
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:42 AM   #159
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3 pages and no quotes from one of the greatest of all time?!?!?!

"Come on boys! The way your lollygagging around here with them picks and shovels, you think it was a hunered and twenty degree, Cant be more than a hundered an fourteen!"
What movie????
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:44 AM   #160
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"You've come far, Pilgrim."

"Feels like far."

Bear Claw and Jeremiah exchange, from "Jeremiah Johnson."
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:47 AM   #161
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We are not here die for our country. We are here to make the other guy die for his. ANON?
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:48 AM   #162
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Say, that reminds me. How did you get the kid so fast?

Boy, you got a pantie on your head.

Your young and got your health, what do you want with a job?

......Raising Arizona
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:51 AM   #163
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Anything Jennifer Anniston says.....
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:53 AM   #164
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Excuse me while I whip this out. -- Bart Blazing Saddles
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:57 AM   #165
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George kenedy: "you'd even shoot a dead man wouldn't you cahill?"
john wayne: " no, and i wouldn't let him shoot me neither!"
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:58 AM   #166
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Jd cahill us marshall....
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Old 10-15-2013, 11:04 AM   #167
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What movie????
I believe that was Blazing Saddles.
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Old 10-15-2013, 11:13 AM   #168
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My wife is in hell, where I sent her - Po Campo- Lonesome dove
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Old 10-15-2013, 11:24 AM   #169
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"AK47! WHEN YOU ABSOLUTELY GOTTA KILL EVERY M******F***** IN THe ROOM!"
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Old 10-15-2013, 11:33 AM   #170
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Forgive me if I don't shake hands.
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Old 10-15-2013, 11:39 AM   #171
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"He was born to end lives"....Troy
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Old 10-15-2013, 11:42 AM   #172
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Say "what" again!!
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Old 10-15-2013, 11:42 AM   #173
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"Say hello to my little friend" - Scarface
"You can't handle the truth" - A Few Good Men
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Old 10-15-2013, 11:46 AM   #174
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"turned Injin, dinchi"

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Old 10-15-2013, 11:51 AM   #175
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3 pages and no quotes from one of the greatest of all time?!?!?!

"Come on boys! The way your lollygagging around here with them picks and shovels, you think it was a hunered and twenty degree, Cant be more than a hundered an fourteen!"
classic!
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Old 10-15-2013, 12:29 PM   #176
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You buys need t oget out more with all these Tombstone quotes

Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls! James Bond.
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Old 10-15-2013, 01:13 PM   #177
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Willie: Chillllllllll, Winston.
Winston: Let's get this straight, Willie. We grow copious amounts of ganja, yes? And you 're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average f****** horticulturalist!

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
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Old 10-15-2013, 01:40 PM   #178
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Old 10-15-2013, 01:46 PM   #179
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Where's Wyatt? Doc: down by the creek, walkin' on the water.
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Old 10-15-2013, 02:03 PM   #180
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From "Commando" and the king of bad movie quotes The Governator:

Gen. Kirby: Leave anything for us?

Matrix: Just bodies.


And from the greatest baseball movie of all time:

Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core ****ography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
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Old 10-15-2013, 02:06 PM   #181
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We are not here die for our country. We are here to make the other guy die for his. ANON?
"No ******* ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb ******* die for his country." - George S. Patton
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Old 10-15-2013, 02:06 PM   #182
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"I'm on my break!"

"Stay on it"


"I ain't got $20."
Roadhouse.
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Old 10-15-2013, 02:18 PM   #183
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This is my personal favorite.


"Being crazy over a woman like her is always the right thing to do."

Quentin Tarantino gives a nod to the line in Kill Bill. Extra credit if you know the scene.
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Old 10-15-2013, 02:19 PM   #184
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"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

"Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"




"What we got here is... failure to communicate."






"Lord have mercy! Is that what that is?"



"Hey, I hope you don’t mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once. "




It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst.




"Yippee-ki-yay, bleepbleep"
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Old 10-15-2013, 02:24 PM   #185
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IMO, some of the best have been mentioned already. So, here's a "honorable mention"...
Brewster Baker: You watch your mouth, Shiftey!
Swifty: It's Swifty! SWIFTY, you toad sucker!
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Old 10-15-2013, 02:28 PM   #186
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From the original Preditor movie, Jessie Ventura offers his team some chewing tobacco but get no takers and he comments "Bunch of slack jawed faggots around here, this stuff will make you a ***dam sexual tyrannosaurus......just like me."

"I have not begun to defile myself." Tombstone
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Old 10-15-2013, 02:35 PM   #187
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"One day it started raining, and it didn't quit for four months. We been through every kind of rain there is. Little bitty stingin' rain... and big ol' fat rain. Rain that flew in sideways. And sometimes rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath. Shoot, it even rained at night..."

-Forest, Forest Gump.

"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

Chunk, Goonies
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Old 10-15-2013, 02:37 PM   #188
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"are you gonna do something or just stand there and bleed? "

tombstone
this ^
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Old 10-15-2013, 02:38 PM   #189
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"This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there!"


"Look at the bleepbleep pelicans!"






Bobby Baccilieri: World really went downhill after the World Trade Center. You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this.
Tony Soprano: Who did what?
Bobby Baccilieri: All these problems, the middle east. The end o' the world.
Tony Soprano: Nostradamus. Quasimodo's the hunchback of Notre Dame.
Bobby Baccilieri: Oh, right. Notredamus.
Tony Soprano: Nostradamus and Notre Dame, that's two different things completely.
Bobby Baccilieri: It's interesting though they'd be so similar, isn't it? And I always thought, "OK, Hunchback of Notre Dame. You also got your quarterback and your halfback of Notre Dame".
Tony Soprano: One's a bleeping cathedral!
Bobby Baccilieri: Obviously, I know. I'm just sayin'. It's interesting, the coincidence. What, you're gonna tell me you never pondered that? The back thing with Notre Dame?
Tony Soprano: No!


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Old 10-15-2013, 02:41 PM   #190
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No Quotes from Aliens or Spaceballs?

"Game over man...Game Over!" -Aliens

Hey Vasquez, ever been mistaken for a man? -Aliens

What's the matter Colonel Sanders...Chicken? - Spaceballs


And one of my favorites...

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major *******: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. *******, Major *******!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip *******!
Dark Helmet: How many *******s do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by *******s!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, *******s!
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Old 10-15-2013, 02:41 PM   #191
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IMO, some of the best have been mentioned already. So, here's a "honorable mention"...
Brewster Baker: You watch your mouth, Shiftey!
Swifty: It's Swifty! SWIFTY, you toad sucker!

Love the Six Pack.
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Old 10-15-2013, 02:45 PM   #192
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"Dammit, Woodrow, it aint dying I'm talking about . . . it's LIVIN" - Augustus McRae

". . . The fact that you've got replica written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I have Desert Eagle five point O, written on the side of mine . . ." - Snatch

"Men are gonna get killed here today, Sue. And I gonna kill em" - Charlie Waite, Open Range
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Old 10-15-2013, 02:50 PM   #193
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"I thought the rocky mountains would be a little more rocky than this. That John Denver is full of sh*t man!"

Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carey) from Dumb and Dumber
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Old 10-15-2013, 02:55 PM   #194
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Arresting Officer: Sir, could I please see your license?
Pedro: Whuut?
Arresting Officer: Your license. Where's your license?
Pedro: It's back there on the bumper, man!
Arresting Officer: No, I mean your DRIVER'S license.
Pedro: Oh yeah, I got the BS back here man...

Pedro: Hey I thought'a somethin' really funny, man... Your mother!

Arresting Officer: Sir, what's your name?
Pedro: uuhhh... Isn't in on the license, man? Yeah, that's it! Pedro La Parcas, man, that's my name...

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Old 10-15-2013, 03:03 PM   #195
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Tony: If I'm going to lam it, I'm going with a bleeping package. I'm not going to be like bleeping Mickey Mazucco. The poor bleep only had five minutes to run. He ended up in some rat infested motel down in Elvis country.
Furio: What is that?
Paulie: Anywhere there are no Jews or Italians.
Furio: I don't get it.





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Old 10-15-2013, 03:04 PM   #196
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"When the f*%# did we get ice cream?"........The Ringer
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Old 10-15-2013, 03:13 PM   #197
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Pain don't hurt.

ROAD HOUSE
I though you were bigger!!

Road House
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Old 10-15-2013, 03:14 PM   #198
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From

2 Fast to Furious

We's hungry!!
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Old 10-15-2013, 03:16 PM   #199
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Forrest Gump

Life is like a box chocolates, you never know what your going to get.
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Old 10-15-2013, 03:20 PM   #200
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" Tell them,, Valdez is coming " Valdez is coming with Burt Lancaster
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