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Old 10-15-2013, 08:35 AM   #101
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Old 10-15-2013, 08:42 AM   #102
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DUKE--Anyone ever tell you that you fight ugly?
ROADBLOCK--Not from their backs they don't.
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Old 10-15-2013, 08:46 AM   #103
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"What about the boy? You going to hang him too or just beat him up some more" - Big Jake.
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Old 10-15-2013, 08:53 AM   #104
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"The way you handled that judge! You are a smooth talker! You are! You are!"

"Sure I heard of grits. I just ain't never seen a grit before."

"How can it take you 5 minutes to cook your grits when it takes the rest of the grit-eating world 20 minutes to cook grits? Were these magic grits? Did you get them from the same guy that Jack got his beans from?"

My Cousin Vinny
I have seen this movie 100 times and could watch it another 100!
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Old 10-15-2013, 08:55 AM   #105
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"Chance favors the prepared mind"

Under Seige 2: Dark Territory- terrible movie but one good line
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Old 10-15-2013, 08:56 AM   #106
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It was a freak gas station accident.
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Ya'll stay back, I ain't sure how big this things gonna get.
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Old 10-15-2013, 08:58 AM   #107
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"Not me,I'm in my prime",Doc Holliday,Tombstone.
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:00 AM   #108
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Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand.
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:00 AM   #109
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:01 AM   #110
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Chuck Norris: Code of Silence

"When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you"
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:06 AM   #111
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"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a ****"

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore"

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

"Bond. James Bond."

Those are probably some of the most famous movie lines ever, but I listed my favorites previously. I figure if I gotta tell which movie, it must not be one of the greatest!

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Old 10-15-2013, 09:10 AM   #112
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i'm going to vegas and find one of those show girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball-willie nelson in electric horseman

like anyone can even know that--napolean dynamite
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:11 AM   #113
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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want.
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:13 AM   #114
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"Now that we have seen what you can do with a boy pick on someone your own size" The Cowboys
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:15 AM   #115
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"Say hello to little friend!" - Scarface

"These go to Eleven" - Nigel in Spinal Tap

Diane: Actually, I'd like to join you, but I have class tonight.
Thornton Melon: Oh. How 'bout tomorrow night?
Diane: I have class then, too.
Thornton Melon: I'll tell you what, then. Why don't you call me some time when you have no class? - Rodney Dangerfield & Sally Kellerman - Back To School

Thornton Melon: I don't know. I can't figure women out. Today, they're... independent. They only think about themselves. Why, during sex, Vanessa - she used to scream out her own name!
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:28 AM   #116
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so you're telling me there's a chance-dumb and dumber
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:29 AM   #117
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Ham Porter: Hey, Smalls, you wanna s'more?

Smalls: Some more of what?

Ham Porter: No, do you wanna s'more?

Smalls: I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?

Ham Porter: You're killing me Smalls! These are s'more's stuff! Ok, pay attention. First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the 'mallow. When the 'mallows flaming... you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you scarf. Kind of messy, but good! Try some!
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:36 AM   #118
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Any of the lines from the Boondock Saints
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:38 AM   #119
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Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches. ---Josey Wales
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:38 AM   #120
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Best $1.80 I ever spent~ Young Guns
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:39 AM   #121
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All others was taken
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:40 AM   #122
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the light is green, the traps clean --Ghost Busters
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:40 AM   #123
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Forget

On a whiskey boat?!

Roscoe- Lonesome Dove
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:40 AM   #124
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Hospitaller: I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What god desires is here
[points to head]
Hospitaller: and here
[points to heart]
Hospitaller: and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

~Kingdom of Heaven~
Pure GREATNESS!!! One of those movies waaaay more God fearing people really need to see.
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" - French taunter in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"I fart in your general direction!"
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:46 AM   #125
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Cold? I'm freezing my royal Rastafarian nay-nays off!

rise and shine its butt-whoopin time

Cool Runnings
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:46 AM   #126
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"I hate rude behavior in a man.......won't tolerate it." Cpt. Call
"$50 well spent Jake..........both times" Gus
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:47 AM   #127
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Jebediah Nightlinger: [praying to God before he's about to hanged by Asa Watts and his gang] I regret trifling with married women. I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards. I deplore my occasional departures from the truth. Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger...[eyes shifting to Asa Watts] ... and those I am about to.
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:55 AM   #128
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I'm just tryin' to keep everything in balance, Woodrow. You do more work than you got to, so it's my obligation to do less..... Gus
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:57 AM   #129
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" I hope you brought your wood screw, because I am about to blow your doors clean off " Dazed and Confused
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:58 AM   #130
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WILSON!!!!!!!
---castaway with Tom
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:03 AM   #131
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Taken:

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want.
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Gonna use this on Laramie's (my daughter ) first date
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:08 AM   #132
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Is that Old Dog Tray, that sounds like Old Dog Tray to me??

This happens to be Onoctra!!!

The witch??

You know Frederick ****ing Shopan!!!!

Toombstone
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:09 AM   #133
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3 pages and no quotes from one of the greatest of all time?!?!?!

"Come on boys! The way your lollygagging around here with them picks and shovels, you think it was a hunered and twenty degree, Cant be more than a hundered an fourteen!"
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:14 AM   #134
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You back that queen one more time, and I'll blow you right up that wildacat's ***, you hear me!!!!

Johnny Tyler- Tombstone
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:17 AM   #135
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Butch Cassidy: Alright. I'll jump first.

Sundance Kid: No.

Butch Cassidy: Then you jump first.

Sundance Kid: No, I said.

Butch Cassidy: What's the matter with you?

Sundance Kid: I can't swim.

Butch Cassidy: Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you.

Sundance Kid: Oh, shi%&$*%&*.......
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:25 AM   #136
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Ted: Now your dad's going for it in your own room!

Bill: Shut up, Ted.

Ted: Your stepmom *is* cute, though.

Bill: Shut up, Ted!

Ted: Remember when I asked her to the prom?

Bill: SHUT UP, TED!


from the same movie

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K."
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:31 AM   #137
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You see the size of that chicken !!
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:32 AM   #138
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You see the size of that chicken !!
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:32 AM   #139
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Jebediah Nightlinger: [praying to God before he's about to hanged by Asa Watts and his gang] I regret trifling with married women. I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards. I deplore my occasional departures from the truth. Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger...[eyes shifting to Asa Watts] ... and those I am about to.
That was an awesome scene!
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:38 AM   #140
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several from o brother where art thou... GREAT MOVIE...

Do NOT seek the tressure!!!

THEY LUBBED HIM UP AND TURNED HIM INTO A HORNY TOAD!!! (though it is a frog...)
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:47 AM   #141
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Ben Rumson: Willie, if a young man was goin' trappin' for the first time and wanted a guide, somebody who would be patient with him and show him the way things are to be done; what kind of guide would you choose?

'Rotten Luck'Willie: [Thinking] Ah, that would be Gracie.
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:47 AM   #142
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"I hate rude behavior in a man.......won't tolerate it." Cpt. Call
"$50 well spent Jake..........both times" Gus
You nailed it.
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:48 AM   #143
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It's like I'm playing cards with my brothers kids!
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Old 10-15-2013, 11:03 AM   #144
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Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.

[Billy Clanton draws a knife]

Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.
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Old 10-15-2013, 11:04 AM   #145
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Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.

Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood," remember?

Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.

Doc Holliday: I wasn't.


Tombstone is probably the best movie for awesome quotes of all time.

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Old 10-15-2013, 11:05 AM   #146
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Don't talk, shoot !
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Old 10-15-2013, 11:15 AM   #147
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A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.

From Man on Fire
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Old 10-15-2013, 11:19 AM   #148
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Not really a quote, more of a scene:

Quote:
Danny Noonan: I haven't even told my father about the scholarship I didn't get. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life.

Ty Webb: What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards.

Danny Noonan: I notice you don't spend too much time there.

Ty Webb: I'm not quite sure where they are.

.....

Danny after he hits his shot in the water while blindfolded: Where did it go?

Ty Webb: Right in the lumberyard.
Pretty funny for us lumberyard guys.
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Old 10-15-2013, 11:25 AM   #149
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Pain don't hurt.

ROAD HOUSE
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Old 10-15-2013, 11:26 AM   #150
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JEBEDIAH NIGHTLINGER
Ohhh, children... My father was a brawny Moor, six feet six inches tall. He bound his head in a red velvet cloth. He wore a curved sword, forged from the finest Toledo steel. He captured a lady, bright and dark. he took her in his arms and wrapped her in a warm quilt and carried her off. They came to a castle and he battered down the doors with the trunk of an oak tree and KILLED EVERYBODY IN IT, just so they could rest the night. Later, while she slept, he walked the parapets... and became a king.

CHARLIE SCHWARTZ - COWBOY
[in awe] Is that true?

JEBEDIAH NIGHTLINGER
If it isn't, it oughta be...
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