This is my first attempt at a recipe entry ... but it's the only one I'm good at making!
Tequila Christmas Cake
1 cup water 1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup sugar 1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice
4 large eggs Nuts
1 bottle tequila 2 cups dried fruit
• Sample the tequila to check quality. (I already sampled it.....several times to check the quality)
• Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
• Repeat.
• Turn on the electric mixer.
• Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
• Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
• At this point its best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
• Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
• Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner.
• If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
• Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
• Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
• Check the tequila.
• Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
• Add one table.
• Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
• Greash the oven.
• Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
• Don't forget to beat off the turner.
• Finally, thrsw the blowl through the windoisw.
• Frinish the trtequila and wipe counter with the cat.
CHERRY MISTMAS
Tequila Christmas Cake
1 cup water 1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup sugar 1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice
4 large eggs Nuts
1 bottle tequila 2 cups dried fruit
• Sample the tequila to check quality. (I already sampled it.....several times to check the quality)
• Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
• Repeat.
• Turn on the electric mixer.
• Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
• Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
• At this point its best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
• Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
• Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner.
• If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
• Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
• Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
• Check the tequila.
• Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
• Add one table.
• Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
• Greash the oven.
• Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
• Don't forget to beat off the turner.
• Finally, thrsw the blowl through the windoisw.
• Frinish the trtequila and wipe counter with the cat.
CHERRY MISTMAS
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