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Old 07-19-2018, 09:35 PM   #1
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at all what would it be?

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Old 07-19-2018, 09:41 PM   #2
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I bet your fun at parties. You can do that now, you need to step up the game a bit.

Get to hunt everything Jim Shockey has had an opportunity to shoot is where I would start.

Own the Cowboys.
Own the Texans.
Be CEO of Apple.
Own the King Ranch.
Lots of other implausible things that will never happen.
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Old 07-19-2018, 10:09 PM   #3
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I'd rent a unicorn and ride that sucker through a quinceanera while wearing a crushed velvet thong and Tom Landry's fedora.
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Old 07-19-2018, 10:14 PM   #4
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Old 07-19-2018, 10:22 PM   #5
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Would like to own a prosperous ranch that gets plenty of rainfall and has awesome soil and trees. Marry a certain gorgeous gal, build a beautiful home on said ranch and live there happily ever after with said gorgeous gal.
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Old 07-19-2018, 10:29 PM   #6
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I bet your fun at parties. You can do that now, you need to step up the game a bit.

Get to hunt everything Jim Shockey has had an opportunity to shoot is where I would start.

Own the Cowboys.
Own the Texans.
Be CEO of Apple.
Own the King Ranch.
Lots of other implausible things that will never happen.
Obviously Curt wouldnít be any fun at parties either!!

Iím more along the lines of win the $400mil powerball, buy 30,000 acres in the panhandle, run a successful cattle ranch and travel the world hunting when Iím not hunting on my ranch.

Itís funny how I grew up on a small ranch/farm in east Texas and didnít want anything to do with it. Moved to West texas and saw that country and thought the one thing Iíd do if I won the lottery would be go back to working cows, fixing fence and farming a couple crops.
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Old 07-19-2018, 10:34 PM   #7
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Be a worm farmer in Nome, Alaska.
head to Nome.
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Old 07-19-2018, 10:37 PM   #8
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Fly...I believe I can fly...
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Old 07-19-2018, 10:40 PM   #9
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Old 07-19-2018, 10:41 PM   #10
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Be a cast member on the office, but for real, and be able to have a camera to look into like when someone is being annoying and make a "Jim face"...that and fly
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Old 07-19-2018, 10:51 PM   #11
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Old 07-19-2018, 11:10 PM   #12
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Cure all cancer...Then go unicorn hunting, I hear there’s a guy on shrooms trying to crash a quinceanera.
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Old 07-19-2018, 11:15 PM   #13
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Be president of the U S of A with 75% real republicans in both the senate and house....

If you like Trump...hold on to your **** boys and girls...it's about to get wild!


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Old 07-19-2018, 11:22 PM   #14
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Own a hunting ranch in south Texas. Be the best man/husband/father I can be. Cure my moms cancer and restore my daddy back to before he had his stroke.
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Old 07-20-2018, 12:11 AM   #15
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at all what would it be?

My answer is deep.
Fearlessly Love and Worship my Sovereign Lord Jesus the Christ.
Why can't you do that now?

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I'd rent a unicorn and ride that sucker through a quinceanera while wearing a crushed velvet thong and Tom Landry's fedora.

You, also, can do that now. Post pitchers!


Me? Myself ? I would be Curt.
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Old 07-20-2018, 01:09 AM   #16
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Make Youth Camp 2 weeks long. God is awesome!!
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Old 07-20-2018, 03:09 AM   #17
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Go back 20 years and kill the PC-SJW movement.


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Old 07-20-2018, 04:08 AM   #18
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Have correct change for anything I want
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Old 07-20-2018, 04:30 AM   #19
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I'd rent a unicorn and ride that sucker through a quinceanera while wearing a crushed velvet thong and Tom Landry's fedora.


Ok....... that would be awesome!!!


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Old 07-20-2018, 04:49 AM   #20
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Old 07-20-2018, 05:11 AM   #21
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Fearlessly love the woman worm farmer of the year who has given up raising, and renting, unicorns, after winning the powerball. I would love her unconditionally--even if all she could do is stay in the fetal position and keep repeating "the horror" after some incident concerning a crushed velvet thong. Made it Ma-- top of the world!
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Old 07-20-2018, 05:33 AM   #22
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Be able to retire.
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Old 07-20-2018, 06:23 AM   #23
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Why can't you do that now?

Iím afraid of being wrong.
I feel like Moses when trying to share.
My message isnít all warm and fuzzy and it tends to alienate people from me. Iím human and enjoy beyond part of something, most times.
My message is simple. With out Jesus you ARE going to Hell.
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Old 07-20-2018, 06:50 AM   #24
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Cure my moms cancer and restore my daddy back to before he had his stroke.
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Cure all cancer.
Would be great to get rid of all cancers for good. Lost my mom and others to it. She really suffered. Never smoked, never did drugs or even drank alcohol.
The cancer started in the uterus, spread to her lungs and then everywhere else.
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Old 07-20-2018, 06:51 AM   #25
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Iím afraid of being wrong.
I feel like Moses when trying to share.
My message isnít all warm and fuzzy and it tends to alienate people from me. Iím human and enjoy beyond part of something, most times.
My message is simple. With out Jesus you ARE going to Hell.
Well, at least your message is better than mine.

"If you don't like Jesus, to hell with ya."
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Old 07-20-2018, 07:18 AM   #26
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Getting deep in here...this will lighten up the mood.

Here’s what I would do:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4lmW2tZP2kU
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Old 07-20-2018, 07:19 AM   #27
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I'd rent a unicorn and ride that sucker through a quinceanera while wearing a crushed velvet thong and Tom Landry's fedora.
You should write cards for hallmark.
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Old 07-20-2018, 07:21 AM   #28
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Today's verse was Matthew 7:12
I like to read some preceding verses and following verses. I think it gives me more context.

I did that this am and felt compelled to share. To me they shoot my "arguments" out of the water.

Yes I read what I just wrote.
Arguing with God Joshua 1:9
Water Jesus rebukes the wind and the calms
Jesus walks on water
Jesus is referred to as the Living Water

Matthew 7:7-12 NASB[Color=red]
"Ask, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you. [8] For everyone who asks receives, and he who seeks finds, and to him who knocks it will be opened. [9] Or what man is there among you who, when his son asks for a loaf, will give him a stone? [10] Or if he asks for a fish, he will not give him a snake, will he? [11] If you then, being evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father who is in heaven give what is good to those who ask Him! [12] "In everything, therefore, treat people the same way you want them to treat you, for this is the Law and the Prophets.[/color=red]
http://tbibl.es/6Aeu
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Old 07-20-2018, 07:22 AM   #29
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Old 07-20-2018, 09:56 AM   #30
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As much as Iíd love to go back in time and bowhunt an Irish elk, if I could only do one thing it would be to restore the USS Texas and use the forward main battery to fire Hillary, Chelsea, and Bill all out to sea
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Old 07-20-2018, 10:07 AM   #31
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I would like to be the first man to complete a unicorn slam
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Old 07-20-2018, 10:12 AM   #32
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As much as Iíd love to go back in time and bowhunt an Irish elk, if I could only do one thing it would be to restore the USS Texas and use the forward main battery to fire Hillary, Chelsea, and Bill all out to sea
If we're going back in time to hunt something, let's make it a TRex.
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Old 07-20-2018, 10:16 AM   #33
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I'd own every relevant sports franchise in Texas

Cowboys
Rangers
Mavericks

Eff the rest of yall
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Old 07-20-2018, 10:20 AM   #34
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I bet your fun at parties. You can do that now, you need to step up the game a bit.

Get to hunt everything Jim Shockey has had an opportunity to shoot is where I would start.
Greatness lol
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Old 07-20-2018, 10:22 AM   #35
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As much as Iíd love to go back in time and bowhunt an Irish elk, if I could only do one thing it would be to restore the USS Texas and use the forward main battery to fire Hillary, Chelsea, and Bill all out to sea
Winner of best comment on this thread. I'd add the Obama's to that list too. I don't think I'd be satisfied to watch just 3 shots after all that work was put in to restore the USS Texas.
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Old 07-20-2018, 10:22 AM   #36
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I'd own every relevant sports franchise in Texas

Cowboys
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Eff the rest of yall
We have very different definitions of relevant.
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Old 07-20-2018, 10:22 AM   #37
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This thread reminds me of the religious pamphlet disguised as a $20 bill. I was excited to find it, disappointed in the end... Except for Curt and the velvet thong unicorn riding.
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Old 07-20-2018, 10:30 AM   #38
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This thread reminds me of the religious pamphlet disguised as a $20 bill. I was excited to find it, disappointed in the end... Except for Curt and the velvet thong unicorn riding.
I liked how you switched "phillipino midget hooker" with "religious pamphlet" and "massage therapist" with "$20 bill" in an effort to make you look better than you are.
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Old 07-20-2018, 10:32 AM   #39
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Have a few years with my Grandfather's and my Dad at my current age.

That would just be so cool.
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Old 07-20-2018, 10:44 AM   #40
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I liked how you switched "phillipino midget hooker" with "religious pamphlet" and "massage therapist" with "$20 bill" in an effort to make you look better than you are.
*Pours one out for Mam Spa on Westheimer*
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Old 07-20-2018, 10:44 AM   #41
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This thread reminds me of the religious pamphlet disguised as a $20 bill. I was excited to find it, disappointed in the end... Except for Curt and the velvet thong unicorn riding.
haha nailed it
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Old 07-20-2018, 10:49 AM   #42
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Getting deep in here...this will lighten up the mood.

Hereís what I would do:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4lmW2tZP2kU
As soon as I saw the thread title, I knew this would make an appearance
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Old 07-20-2018, 11:22 AM   #43
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I'd own every relevant sports franchise in Texas

Cowboys
Rangers
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Eff the rest of yall
You could have just said DFW and been good. But if you're gonna actually say TEXAS... you gotta expand your horizons... and Texas has some far reaching horizons.


Ownership can be over rated and too much work... I think I'd like to be able to just travel the world with my family, a bow, a pack, a fly rod, and a lifetime supply of comfortable shoes.
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Old 07-20-2018, 11:22 AM   #44
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Cure cancer. Or at least make a treatment where 24 doses doesn't cost $197k.

Less serious answer would be hit the lottery and hunt and ride motorcycles (not at the same time, well maybe...) the rest of my life instead of work .
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Old 07-20-2018, 11:25 AM   #45
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Old 07-20-2018, 12:31 PM   #46
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What about Pigs?
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Old 07-20-2018, 02:54 PM   #47
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Old 07-20-2018, 02:58 PM   #48
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Old 07-20-2018, 04:08 PM   #49
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Would like to own a prosperous ranch that gets plenty of rainfall and has awesome soil and trees. Marry a certain gorgeous gal, build a beautiful home on said ranch and live there happily ever after with said gorgeous gal.
X2 But not same girl....
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Old 07-20-2018, 04:19 PM   #50
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I'd rent a unicorn and ride that sucker through a quinceanera while wearing a crushed velvet thong and Tom Landry's fedora.
This cracked me up!
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