Well, I pulled up to the check point north of Raymondville on HWY 77 and it dont look good. I have a rifle, two pistolas, a bloody knife, three coolers full of red meat with ice and a Nilgai head with cape. The Border Patrol asked me if I was a citizen and I said "yes sir". Then the patrol dog started licking the blood off the bumper of my truck. Now I had to pull over to the side of the lane and them fellas got to looking. "Is them human remains in that cooler, Sir" and I replied "no Sir that is a Nilgai Antelope" and the reply was "Can you prove that?" . I lifted the lid to another cooler and there was a Nilgai buck and cape. Then, " why do you have two pistols" and my reply was "in case one jams".
Can one of y'all come and get me?
Can one of y'all come and get me?
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