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Old 08-15-2013, 08:25 PM   #1
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Yes I know it's funny,

I'm driving to Wyoming on the 27th and decided I need something to pee in while making the long trip.

I already had the 1.5in hose and I believe it was part of a swimming pool vacuum system.

It has a male connector tip that fits inside the 1 gal gas jug perfectly with a little effort. I then added the pvc coupler as added security. (dont want any leaking, no pun intended.)

Lastly I bought a 1.5in rubber cap to seal it up.

All in all I spent $14
$7 for the gas can and $7 for the the connector and cap.


And yes I tested it
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Old 08-15-2013, 08:26 PM   #2
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Sweet lol
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Old 08-15-2013, 08:26 PM   #3
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I thought I had seen it all! HA!

Do you really have to pee that much that you can't stop or pull over?
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Old 08-15-2013, 08:26 PM   #4
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Redneck!
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Old 08-15-2013, 08:27 PM   #5
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I need one of these for Houston traffic. Never fails I get stuck in the fast lane at a dead stop and have to go.
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Old 08-15-2013, 08:27 PM   #6
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Gotta do what ya gotta do!

I love redneck ingenuity! !
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Old 08-15-2013, 08:35 PM   #7
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You need one of those " large diameter " oil funnels for an additional bathroom option !
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Old 08-15-2013, 08:35 PM   #8
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I went to lunch with a different group of guys from work than I normally do one day and they started talking about gaming. I am not a gamer but, I was listening. One guy mentioned he had a pee picture. So he would not have to leave the living room I am glad I drove. I ended this nonsense and we went back to work. I get the pee jar in a blind while hunting but, in your living room? Ten feet from a real bathroom? Where you can use a real handle that flushes? Crazy gamer guys. To each his own.

I am sticking with my regular click.
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Old 08-15-2013, 08:53 PM   #9
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I thought I had seen it all! HA!

Do you really have to pee that much that you can't stop or pull over?
I usually have to stop 2 to 3 times on the way to my dads place which is a 5hr drive.

So since the Wyoming drive is 24 hours each way I'll probably save a bunch of time by not stopping just to pee.
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Old 08-15-2013, 08:56 PM   #10
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I went to lunch with a different group of guys from work than I normally do one day and they started talking about gaming. I am not a gamer but, I was listening. One guy mentioned he had a pee picture. So he would not have to leave the living room I am glad I drove. I ended this nonsense and we went back to work. I get the pee jar in a blind while hunting but, in your living room? Ten feet from a real bathroom? Where you can use a real handle that flushes? Crazy gamer guys. To each his own.

I am sticking with my regular click.
Must have been some fruitcake engineer..LOL
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Old 08-15-2013, 08:57 PM   #11
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Do you have a female version?


We usually just use a large gatoraid bottle, but sometimes my bladder is larger than the bottle. Just look before you drink on long trips.
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Old 08-15-2013, 09:50 PM   #12
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Do you have a female version?


We usually just use a large gatoraid bottle, but sometimes my bladder is larger than the bottle. Just look before you drink on long trips.
I guess you could glue on a gogirl or a shewee
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Old 08-15-2013, 09:53 PM   #13
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Hmmmmmm...

Wondering how you fellas feel about texting and driving...
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Old 08-15-2013, 09:55 PM   #14
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That's allsome
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Old 08-15-2013, 09:56 PM   #15
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Sweet rig.

But for someone who travels as much as I do I'd be washing that thing daily. Big Gatorade bottles work well for me then you can toss em at the next stop.
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Old 08-15-2013, 09:59 PM   #16
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Must have been some fruitcake engineer..LOL
LOL.

I am working your Texas flag by the way. Should have it done by our pay day. If you are on the same pay cycle as me we are looking at once a month on the 25th? Jennifer will start your flag for your pops soon but, she has some other in front of that one. And I need to talk price with you.
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Old 08-15-2013, 10:05 PM   #17
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Growing up, my brother and I had our choice of a Pringles can or a Folgers can. '78 gold suburban with brown naugahide. Peein' in a can at 60mph gettin' 11mpg on leaded gas. Good times, good times.
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Old 08-15-2013, 10:09 PM   #18
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Don't drink anything. I make 1,000-1,500 mile trips on a regular basis. I figured it out a long time ago. I drink very little when I'm on a road trip, and eat even less. I use restroom at every fuel stop, (5-6 hours), whether I feel I need to go or not. Nice rig though! Where in WY are you headed? I'll probably be headed that way here shortly for about a week.
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Old 08-15-2013, 10:19 PM   #19
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Old 08-15-2013, 10:21 PM   #20
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Or the opposite of
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Old 08-15-2013, 10:36 PM   #21
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Just get you some diapers. Remember the crazy female astronaut in 07 that drove nonstop from Texas to Florida.

http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/astrona...ry?id=12932069

Nonstop. You can do it.
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Old 08-15-2013, 10:40 PM   #22
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Boy that sure is a large hose for a little tool. Hope it doesn't cause you a leakage problem LOL.
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Old 08-15-2013, 11:33 PM   #23
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Don't drink anything. I make 1,000-1,500 mile trips on a regular basis. I figured it out a long time ago. I drink very little when I'm on a road trip, and eat even less. I use restroom at every fuel stop, (5-6 hours), whether I feel I need to go or not. Nice rig though! Where in WY are you headed? I'll probably be headed that way here shortly for about a week.
Area 38, bighorns
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Old 08-15-2013, 11:55 PM   #24
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Arent you worried about pee getting held up in the corrugations of the hose? Also how long are your legs? That jug would be under the brake pedal for me with that much hose on it.
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Old 08-16-2013, 05:47 AM   #25
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Arent you worried about pee getting held up in the corrugations of the hose? Also how long are your legs? That jug would be under the brake pedal for me with that much hose on it.
I'm not worried about it but it did cross my mind. I figure if I'm using it then i'm probably going to be pushing plenty of pressure to get way down the tub. On the flip side I was thinking the corrugations will help stop pee from traveling up the hose if the jug gets tilted.

I actually have short legs and left it long so I could make the final cut But I realized that it would 1) block my pistol pocket on my superside seatcover, 2) would be hard to attach since the jug isnt small if I was to fasten it to the drivers seat. So I left it long and secured it to the passenger side under the glove compartment. This gives me a lot better angle and more options of things to do with the hose.
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Old 08-16-2013, 05:57 AM   #26
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Dude really just pull over.
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Old 08-16-2013, 06:06 AM   #27
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How are you gonna get rid of that super sized breakfast burrito?
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Old 08-16-2013, 06:54 AM   #28
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Why is there a hose clamp on the live end?
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Old 08-16-2013, 07:38 AM   #29
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Why is there a hose clamp on the live end?
For permanent attachment of course! LOL
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Old 08-16-2013, 07:40 AM   #30
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thats an upgrade from what I have used
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Old 08-16-2013, 07:41 AM   #31
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Yes I know it's funny,

I'm driving to Wyoming on the 27th and decided I need something to pee in while making the long trip.

I already had the 1.5in hose and I believe it was part of a swimming pool vacuum system.

It has a male connector tip that fits inside the 1 gal gas jug perfectly with a little effort. I then added the pvc coupler as added security. (dont want any leaking, no pun intended.)

Lastly I bought a 1.5in rubber cap to seal it up.

All in all I spent $14
$7 for the gas can and $7 for the the connector and cap.


And yes I tested it
Haha
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Old 08-16-2013, 07:59 AM   #32
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I think i'll build one also,
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except using 4" dia hose
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Old 08-16-2013, 08:09 AM   #33
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Better put a Y in it for your passenger
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Old 08-16-2013, 08:10 AM   #34
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Why is there a hose clamp on the live end?
Its a cap
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Old 08-16-2013, 08:11 AM   #35
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Dude really just pull over.
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Old 08-16-2013, 08:20 AM   #36
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I don't think I would advertise the 1.5in hose you have
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Old 08-16-2013, 08:21 AM   #37
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I usually have to stop 2 to 3 times on the way to my dads place which is a 5hr drive.

So since the Wyoming drive is 24 hours each way I'll probably save a bunch of time by not stopping just to pee.
I think I would be pulling over, stretching my legs for a minute, drain the main vain, then drive on.
I know texting while driving is dangerous, I wonder how this would rank?

Unless you duct tape little willie into the hose before you start driving it seems to me it would take at least two hands not to pee all over yourself. Are you traveling with a buddy?

Good luck

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Old 08-16-2013, 08:25 AM   #38
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I might swap the hose for one of those telescopic hoses used for plumbing.
I just didn't have time to find one and the hose I had fit perfectly.

I hate pulling over just to pee. It wastes so much time not to mention the rest stops in other states don't hold a candle to the the ones here and there aint no buccees either!!
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Old 08-16-2013, 08:28 AM   #39
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I think I would be pulling over, stretching my legs for a minute, drain the main vain, then drive on.
I know texting while driving is dangerous, I wonder how this would rank?

Unless you duct tape little willie into the hose before you start driving it seems to me it would take at least two hands not to pee all over yourself. Are you traveling with a buddy?

Good luck
Nope ill be driving alone.

I tested it, as long as 8m wearing shorts and briefs I can do it one handed. It helps that my hog stops at my knee! Lmao
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Old 08-16-2013, 08:45 AM   #40
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Nope ill be driving alone.

I tested it, as long as 8m wearing shorts and briefs I can do it one handed. It helps that my hog stops at my knee! Lmao
Like you said, you have short legs

On the bright side, if something goes wrong you might, there is always the Darwin Awards
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Old 08-16-2013, 08:47 AM   #41
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Like you said, you have short legs

On the bright side, if something goes wrong you might, there is always the Darwin Awards
Very true
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Old 08-16-2013, 09:10 AM   #42
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Old 08-16-2013, 09:20 AM   #43
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You need to rig up a quick connect, lol.
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Old 08-16-2013, 03:09 PM   #44
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It has a male connector tip that fits inside the 1 gal gas jug perfectly with a little effort.
I don't want to see one with the matching female connector.

I would just assume pull over on the side of the road and if there wasn't a tree close by, check my tire pressure if you know what I mean.
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Old 08-16-2013, 03:13 PM   #45
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Only a 1 Gallon can??? Must not be hydrated enough
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Old 08-16-2013, 03:26 PM   #46
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Do I see a patent coming soon and being sold on an infomercial.

Today only when you order the redneck urine relief system we will ship you a second one for no charge, all for 19.99 plus shipping and handling.
Orders yours today and stop those useless time wasting stops on the road to urinate.
Again call now and we will also give 2 boxes of tidy wipes for those irritating last drops that wind up on your seat.
So pick up the phone and order yours today, while supplies last.
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Old 08-16-2013, 04:32 PM   #47
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whole new meaning to miles per gallon..
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Old 08-16-2013, 10:07 PM   #48
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You should rig out so it goes through the floorboards, that way when someone decides to tailgate you, you mark your territory.
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Old 08-16-2013, 10:11 PM   #49
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That's what the space shuttle crew used!
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Old 08-16-2013, 10:15 PM   #50
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Seems like it would create splatter with those corrugations. You gona put it up wet or shake it on the seat?
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