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Old 12-12-2013, 07:14 AM   #351
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"You boys like Mexico"- super troopers
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Old 02-27-2014, 08:31 AM   #352
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Just saw "Knight's Tale" again.

Adamar to friend:
"How would you beat him?" (speaking of Ulrick von Lichtenstein, Heath Ledger's character)
Friend:
"With a stick... while he sleeps. But, on a horse, with a lance... that man is unbeatable."

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Old 02-27-2014, 08:46 AM   #353
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I had a feeling Tombstone and Lonesome Dove would be front runners for favorite quotes.
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Old 02-27-2014, 08:46 AM   #354
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No Country for Old Men

Llewelyn Moss: If I don't come back, tell mother I love her.

Carla Jean Moss: Your mother's dead, Llewelyn.

Llewelyn Moss: Well then I'll tell her myself.


Every line is equally as good.
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Old 02-27-2014, 08:46 AM   #355
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opie pissin' on you!
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Old 02-27-2014, 08:53 AM   #356
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Caddy Shack- You'll get nothing and like it. I told my kids this all the time.
Josey Wells- You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie
The Man who shot Liberty Valence- Step outta those shadows dude
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Old 02-27-2014, 09:19 AM   #357
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"Fight, and you may die. Run, and you will live... For a while. And lying in your bed, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all of the days, between this day and that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our Freedom."

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Old 02-27-2014, 09:21 AM   #358
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"GO!!! GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!"

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Old 02-27-2014, 09:50 AM   #359
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WHY ARE YOU SO SWEATY?

.....I WAS WATCHING COPS.

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Old 02-27-2014, 10:04 AM   #360
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White Men Can't Jump?
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Old 02-27-2014, 10:09 AM   #361
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If your gonna shoot, shoot don't talk

Tuco from the good, the bad, and the ugly.
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Old 02-27-2014, 10:37 AM   #362
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White Men Can't Jump?
Yessir....raymond, cut this m&$^!^#*$*.,...
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Old 02-27-2014, 10:50 AM   #363
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"you're going to need a bigger boat...."
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Old 02-27-2014, 10:55 AM   #364
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Junior, the first thing I'm going to do when we get home is slap your momma. - Sheriff Buford T. Justice
"There is no way, no way! you came from my loins. First thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch yo mama in the mouth" haha, love this one
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Old 02-27-2014, 02:01 PM   #365
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Alvarez Kelly: Now the main thing to remember is... cattle are like women. Sometimes you have to be firm with them. Sometimes you have to be gentle. And sometimes you have to give them a slap on the rump.
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Old 02-27-2014, 02:03 PM   #366
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Old 02-27-2014, 02:12 PM   #367
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"Hey bud, let's party!" Jeff Spicoli
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Old 02-27-2014, 02:14 PM   #368
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Wooderson: Man, it's the same bull**** they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.

Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
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Old 02-27-2014, 02:17 PM   #369
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Spicoli; "Make up your mind dude. Is he going to $*!T? Or is he going to kill us?

Jefferson's little brother; "First he's going to $*!T. Then he's going to kill us."

Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Hahaha my favorite part is Spicoli's response,

"Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."
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Old 02-27-2014, 02:33 PM   #370
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In the immortal works of socrates, I drank what1? Real genius.
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Old 02-27-2014, 02:35 PM   #371
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"Men are going to get killed here today Sue, and I'm going to kill em."
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Old 02-27-2014, 02:38 PM   #372
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"I have found a certain type calls himself a liberal . . . Now I always thought I was a liberal. I came up terribly surprised one time when I found out that I was a right-wing conservative extremist, when I listened to everybody's point of view that I ever met, and then decided how I should feel. But this so-called new liberal group, Jesus, they never listen to your point of view . . ."


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"I was 32nd in the box office polls when I accepted the presidency of the Alliance. When I left office eight years later, somehow the folks who buy the tickets had made me number one."



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"That little clique back there in the East has taken great personal satisfaction reviewing my politics instead of my pictures. But one day those doctrinaire liberals will wake up to find the pendulum has swung the other way."
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Old 02-27-2014, 02:45 PM   #373
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“I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.”
― John Wayne The Shootist
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Old 02-27-2014, 02:46 PM   #374
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The whole movie of dazed and confused
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Old 02-27-2014, 02:48 PM   #375
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"That's fine with me Woodrow, if that's how you wanna make your fortune"
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Old 02-27-2014, 02:49 PM   #376
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hey Doc you been going at it kinda hard
I will not be pawed at thank you very much
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Old 02-27-2014, 02:52 PM   #377
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"Yippee-Ki-yay mother_____!" -Die Hard

"Its seems the strain of it was more than he could bear." - Tombstone

"I lost my hat, daddy…" -Smokey & The Bandit
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Old 02-27-2014, 04:53 PM   #378
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Chuck: All over the city tonight our girls are doing strange things with strange men in strange beds....And we're making a profit off of it!!!

Bill: What a country huh?

Night Shift

Pete: Let's put it to a vote! I vote for yours truly!

Everett: See-in how I'm the only one here with the capacity for abstract thought I vote for me!

Delmer: I'm with you fellas...

Oh! Brother Where Art Thou?
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Old 02-27-2014, 10:29 PM   #379
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mmmmmhhhmmmmm shore do like me some of them taters mmmmhhhhmmmm
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Old 02-28-2014, 07:52 AM   #380
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Excuse me while I whip this out!

Blazing Saddles
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Old 02-28-2014, 08:59 AM   #381
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Last Picture Show

Sonny

"I don't think there's anything in this tank except turtles"

Sam the Lion

"That's what I like about it to tell you the truth"

And the whole monologue just gets better from there... culminating in...

"Sam the Lion: If she was here I'd probably be just as crazy now as I was then in about 5 minutes. Ain't that ridiculous?... Naw, it ain't really. 'Cause being crazy about a woman like her is always the right thing to do. Being an old decrepit bag of bones, that's what's ridiculous. Gettin' old."


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Sam the Lion: You see? This is what I get for bettin' on my own home town ballteam. I ought'a have better sense.

Abilene: Wouldn't hurt to have a better home town.
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Old 02-28-2014, 09:02 AM   #382
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R R R are you going to the mall? --- Billy Madison
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Old 01-12-2018, 02:10 PM   #383
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Coffee is for closers.
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Old 01-12-2018, 02:33 PM   #384
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Josey- "just when I get to liken someone, they ain't around long"

Chief- "I notice when you get to disliken someone, they ain't around long neither"
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Old 01-12-2018, 03:02 PM   #385
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what's in the satchel?
its full of money.
that'll be the day.
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Old 01-12-2018, 03:04 PM   #386
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How do you kill woman and children?
You just don't lead em as far

That's right I'm your worst nightmare. A N ***x with a badge!
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Old 01-12-2018, 03:07 PM   #387
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"Frankly my dear, I don't give a d@mn"
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Old 01-12-2018, 03:15 PM   #388
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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a d**n. Gone With The Wind

What we've got here is a failure to communicate. Cool Hand Luke

I feel the need the need for speed. Top Gun

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Old 01-12-2018, 03:18 PM   #389
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They send one of yours to the hospital, you send two of theirs to the morgue
-Untouchables
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Old 01-12-2018, 03:20 PM   #390
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Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches.

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Old 01-12-2018, 03:51 PM   #391
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Col Jessep: I'll answer the question. You want answers?

LTJG Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to them.

Col Jessep: You want answers?!

LTJG Kaffee: I want the truth!

Col Jessep: You can't handle the truth!

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall -- you need me on that wall.

We use words like "honor," "code," "loyalty." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line.






I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.

I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand the post. Either way, I don't give a **** what you think you're entitled to!

LTJG Kaffee: Did you order the Code Red?

Col Jessep: I did the job --

LTJG Kaffee: -- Did you order the Code Red?!

Col Jessep: YOU'RE G*D D*MN RIGHT I DID!!!
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Old 01-12-2018, 03:57 PM   #392
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"Dig first. Money later." - Edmond. Count of Monte Cristo.
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Old 01-12-2018, 04:14 PM   #393
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"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Ricky Bobby
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Old 01-12-2018, 04:23 PM   #394
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I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.

Chief Dan from Outlaw Josey Wales
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Old 01-12-2018, 04:30 PM   #395
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Not enough dirt, saw it right away, Jeremiah johnson
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Old 01-12-2018, 04:39 PM   #396
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I donít tolerate rude behavior in a man never have never will!


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Old 01-12-2018, 04:46 PM   #397
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from one of my personal faves " im gonna get you high today Craig"

"how come every time im in the kitchen, you in the kitchen"

"hi Mrs Parker"

"and you know this, mannn"
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Old 01-12-2018, 05:19 PM   #398
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Many of my favorites have already been covered... especially the stuff from Lonesome Dove and Tombstone.

I'll add the two:

"It's a sweater!" El Guapo, The Three Amigos

"I seen 'em first!" The siren scene in the river, Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
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Old 01-12-2018, 05:30 PM   #399
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Screw you guy's I'm going home. Eric Cartman (Southpark)
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Old 01-12-2018, 05:45 PM   #400
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from one of my personal faves " im gonna get you high today Craig"



"how come every time im in the kitchen, you in the kitchen"



"hi Mrs Parker"



"and you know this, mannn"


How you gonna get fired on your day off?!


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