Rant!

[Lawhunter]

Based on your avatar, advanced age and diminished capacity she should have given you one of these.

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Bwahahahaha

[Big Red 82]

bwahahahahahahahahahah classy

[cj7zrcool]

you forgot to take your pills this morning

Sounds Randy took at least one of them.

[orlybow]

She gave me $50 off for the next 12 months and free HBO for six...

[ny bowhunter]

Nope, you definitely ain't right, Randy. I'm gonna guess somebody might of spiked your eggnog.

[Charles]

RANTING!!!
CAN MODS DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?

WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, APPARENTLY AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING ME, SENDING NAKED PICTURES OF HER IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN iPHONE 10X IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS.


I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN iPHONE 5S AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT CAUSE ITS SUPER SLOW AND

All this time I thought you and Goldeneagle were friends.

BTW: Goldeneagle is a dude.

[Burnadell]

All this time I thought you and Goldeneagle were friends.

BTW: Goldeneagle is a dude.

Oh, we are. He is my BFF.

[slomo]

bahhahahahahaha!!! she couldn't have been much more elderly than you

[glen]

Randy. You probably made promises and you were only able to delivery a small portion so she gave you partial payment.

[jshouse]

And spell "favors" right next time, geez. This aint England, ****!

[Pullersboy]

Myself enjoyed that!
You see what I did there?

Bam!

[Goldeneagle]

All this time I thought you and Goldeneagle were friends.

BTW: Goldeneagle is a dude.

Oh, we are. He is my BFF.

You tell em boyfriend!




Oh wait! That didn't sound right did it?

[Jeremy7306]

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[BBReezen]

I tried real hard not to envision dirty pictures of a lady that Randy would refer to as "ELDERLY" while I was reading that, but now my eyes are burning and stomach hurts. Not a good thought to start the day on.

[Burnadell]

I'm chuckling at some of your responses!

See...let the record reflect that I am not always a curmudgeon!












...but I reserve the right to be curmudgeonly at will!