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    #61
    "Your Favorite Saying"

    Whenever my dad gives me a task:

    "You do this like two old people f***. Slow, sloppy, and not too sure of yourself!"

    If some body says, "I have a question..." I reply, "I have an answer, let's see if they match."


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      #62
      SOCKS baby. Eso si Que es. = it is what it is.

      Good thing your pretty

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        #63
        "Your Favorite Saying"

        Brought home a 700 sportsman automatic and let grandma ride it. She drove off, made the rounds and drove back to the house. She stepped off of it, and looked me straight in the face and sad

        "That's easier than sh!++in' in a well and not nearly as dangerous ".

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          #64
          I'm not educated to that information.
          Now aint that a mares a--!
          Well burn my clothes and slap me naked.
          Yeah and you can sh-- and fall back in it

          Bunch more, was raised in s e Texas

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            #65
            Had a formal "white-collar" litigation conference call and one of the good ol boys replied to a lawyer that they were "just p!ssin on a forrest fire"
            My favorite is an operator told his boss "I'm just the low man on the scrotum pole" so his opinion didn't matter.

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              #66
              SHUT the front door!!!

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                #67
                When making plans for a hunt trip - "I'm like a mud flap, flexible and willing to travel"

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                  #68
                  higher than a giraffes @ss
                  I'll be a MF
                  Look at this big dumb b@astard

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                    #69
                    "Never let it be said I didn't do the least I could do."

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                      #70
                      Just rub some dirt on it and keep moving

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                        #71
                        When in trouble or in doubt,
                        Run in circles and s**t and shout.

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                          #72
                          Originally posted by IbeHuntn View Post
                          You can put a boot in the oven but it won't make a biscuit


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                          I've used "you can put a cat in the oven but that don't make it a biscuit."

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                            #73
                            "All Right" "All Right"

                            "Dang Son"

                            "Ol Can't Get Right"

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                              #74
                              That will make your babies be born naked!!!!

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                                #75
                                When leaving someplace....."I'm out like a fat kid in dodge ball".

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