Just Woke up with a bad headache

[wow]

Wife went and had her hair done. When she walked in I could tell by the way she kept tossing it around she ecspected a response from me so I said.
Dang you got rid of the gray now you look like an old woman with young hair.

[kruppa24]

I bet you do have a head ache from a frying pan. Lol

[Worksalot]

How you regained consciousness after that remark to her is a miracle in itself.

[Tall Tex]

Hopefully your not a slow learner and will get it right next time.


If that was my wife I’d be hurting somewhere else.

[Jcjohnson]

That will earn you a dry spell! Hope it don’t last to long

[twosixteens]

Braver man than I am.

[Radar]

I aint never did get in them kinda conversations with my woman, they aint no winning. Just drink you a beer and look out the winder.

[Pullersboy]

Lol... bet she hit you so hard your kids could feel it!

[cj_sandman]

Haha

[Radar]

I just looked over at my wife and I reckon they is 14 grey squirrels nesting in her head, bud I aint saying chit

[Thumper]

Sure look good honey, would you like to go out to eat. Remember these words, they can save your live on most days, not all, but most days you'll be in the clear.....

[Mexico]

I just looked over at my wife and I reckon they is 14 grey squirrels nesting in her head, bud I aint saying chit

Just busted out! ... smart man!

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[stickerpatch59]

up the creek without a paddle.

[BBReezen]

I see a tour of the pit of misery...

[Hoss163]

Man you got a cool wife your still around to type this