dad jokes

[JANSLEY817]

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
He was a little horse?

[JANSLEY817]

How do you make a kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it

[JANSLEY817]

To the guy in the wheel chair who stole my camouflage jacket, you can hide but you can't run

[slomo]

in the interest of keeping this thread clean I can't say anything my daddy ever said ��

[Chew]

Henway

[97JeepGuy]

What happened when the toilet paper tried to cross the road?
He got stuck in the crack.

[JerryC]

What happened when the toilet paper tried to cross the road?
He got stuck in the crack.

My 8 year old grandson cracked up on that one

[jonate98]

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bi-son


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[Still Hunter]

You got time for two short jokes and a long joke...

" joke!joke!jooooooooooke!"

[IowaHunter]

son: Im hungry

dad: Im Dad, nice to meet you hungry

I always said that to my kids.

[Bowtech38]

Wanna hear a dirty joke? Guy fell into a mud puddle.

[JANSLEY817]

Where does a fish go when it's sick?
The dock

[Jaybo31]

These kill me . This one starts at :33. They have a ton of videos

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYVBfaot8tU&list=PLrOFuU2nlQyVRCgWFDlTqV8W gIKYW6r34&index=5"]You Laugh, You Lose: Dormtainment vs. Dormtainment - YouTube[/ame]

[Double-O-Dave]

As a dad, I was a huge promoter of Dad jokes...until I saw this documentary:

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=youtube+dad+joke+survivors&&view=detail&mid=B9E3047AB485FA2CB02CB9E3047AB485FA2CB02C&rvsmid=0992DCEBB56BC302D4BF0992DCEBB56BC302D4BF&FORM=VDQVAP

Regards,

Dave

[150class]

Son: Dad I want to go to a haunted house
Dad: what's wrong with the one we live in?
Son: ....wait what?
Dad: Goodnight. *turns off lights*