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Old 01-13-2020, 10:32 PM   #1
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I get a text from a guy I don't know. I'm not Nick and I don't know Paul.



It's half time and I'm a little bored.
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Old 01-13-2020, 10:33 PM   #2
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Hook is set. Catfish on!
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Old 01-13-2020, 10:36 PM   #3
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He signs his name on text messages.

Don't bully the Boomer too hard
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Old 01-13-2020, 10:36 PM   #4
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Ask him if he ever got with D



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Old 01-13-2020, 10:38 PM   #5
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He's a little concerned. But it seems he would rather text and drive than talk and drive.
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Old 01-13-2020, 10:39 PM   #6
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He signs his name on text messages.



Don't bully the Boomer too hard


Is it okay if itís boomer vs boomer?
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Old 01-13-2020, 10:41 PM   #7
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My career is in jeopardy...
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Old 01-13-2020, 10:44 PM   #8
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My career is in jeopardy...
If you don't mix an elephant into this then you are missing a heckova chance!

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Old 01-13-2020, 10:45 PM   #9
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Greatness
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Old 01-13-2020, 10:47 PM   #10
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#epic. Rofl
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Old 01-13-2020, 10:49 PM   #11
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Old 01-13-2020, 10:49 PM   #12
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Dude. This is great!
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Old 01-13-2020, 10:49 PM   #13
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So the guy immediately calls me after the last text. I send it to VM and he calls again. I don't want him to realize I'm not Nick....

So I whisper, "I'll call you back in a minute. The police are here". He says the F word and hangs up.
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Old 01-13-2020, 10:50 PM   #14
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It’s that cool LBJ hat recommendation I made got you all stirred up wasn’t it?
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Old 01-13-2020, 10:52 PM   #15
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He calls back in about 3-4 minutes and I don't answer. But I do text him.
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Old 01-13-2020, 10:54 PM   #16
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He may be on to me or he may be burning up the phone lines to other people. Hopefully he calls tomorrow.
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Old 01-13-2020, 10:56 PM   #17
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See if you can work in a transition to Cat Facts.
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Old 01-13-2020, 10:57 PM   #18
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So the guy immediately calls me after the last text. I send it to VM and he calls again. I don't want him to realize I'm not Nick....

So I whisper, "I'll call you back in a minute. The police are here". He says the F word and hangs up.
Good grief this is hilarious!
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Old 01-13-2020, 11:00 PM   #19
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I dare you to text him and ask if he can meet you at the PD in the morning, they have a few questions for him alos.
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Old 01-13-2020, 11:09 PM   #20
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Old 01-13-2020, 11:12 PM   #21
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Statistically speaking, you provided enough of his phone number for me to call 1000 different phone numbers and get a hold of ole Paul to work myself into this phenomenal disaster...
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Old 01-13-2020, 11:13 PM   #22
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Hopefully Paul doesn't hire a new sales mgr in the morning.
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Old 01-13-2020, 11:14 PM   #23
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Hahaha I’m in for this.
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Old 01-14-2020, 12:00 AM   #24
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Hahaha Iím in for this.


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Old 01-14-2020, 01:15 AM   #25
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Ol' Paul won't sleep much tonight I'm betting.
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Old 01-14-2020, 01:25 AM   #26
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So the guy immediately calls me after the last text. I send it to VM and he calls again. I don't want him to realize I'm not Nick....

So I whisper, "I'll call you back in a minute. The police are here". He says the F word and hangs up.
Text him back and see if he can bail you out of jail
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Old 01-14-2020, 01:42 AM   #27
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Try to sell him a car warranty.
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Old 01-14-2020, 04:07 AM   #28
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Love it

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Old 01-14-2020, 07:21 AM   #29
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have J. Black yell in the background when he calls!
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Old 01-14-2020, 07:26 AM   #30
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Old 01-14-2020, 07:31 AM   #31
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Haha!
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Old 01-14-2020, 07:47 AM   #32
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Old 01-14-2020, 08:06 AM   #33
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I canít stop laughing at this morning!!!


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Old 01-14-2020, 08:08 AM   #34
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This is gold!
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Old 01-14-2020, 08:10 AM   #35
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Haha, I love doing stuff like this.
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Old 01-14-2020, 08:12 AM   #36
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You ought not do that I reckon lol
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Old 01-14-2020, 08:16 AM   #37
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Oh boy this could get good if he doesnít know yet


Sierracharlie outÖ
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Old 01-14-2020, 08:16 AM   #38
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This good and just getting better!
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Old 01-14-2020, 08:22 AM   #39
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This is pure gold!!

Not to take away from Chewís thread....but I once had about 15 or so women text rsvp me saying they were coming to the Bridal Shower. After about the fourth one I got tired of saying they had the wrong number. So I told the rest of the ladies that it was a pool party, and that all swimsuits had to be bikinis and approved by me via pictures....most of them caught on, but some didnít...ha!
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Old 01-14-2020, 08:26 AM   #40
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Hopefully he calls today so I can tell him that my true feelings for him extend beyond the workplace.
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Old 01-14-2020, 08:54 AM   #41
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Regarding the thread title ... this is something we all knew! You're just now realizing this?
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Old 01-14-2020, 09:24 AM   #42
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Does your vm say your name ?
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Old 01-14-2020, 09:29 AM   #43
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Does your vm say your name ?
No. Generic
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Old 01-14-2020, 09:53 AM   #44
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*Grabs coffee and looks at the clock* Oh good, only a few more minutes left till 9:00
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Old 01-14-2020, 09:59 AM   #45
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f5 f5 f5

This reminds me of this guy

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Old 01-14-2020, 10:01 AM   #46
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Man that's funny. He probably flushed all his good stuff last night.
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Old 01-14-2020, 10:33 AM   #47
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Hilarious! Did he call back yet?
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Old 01-14-2020, 10:43 AM   #48
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Well... No call this morning. Let me see what he has to say.
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Old 01-14-2020, 10:48 AM   #49
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Tagged. I'm in! This is greatness!
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Old 01-14-2020, 10:51 AM   #50
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Hell yes...
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