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Old 08-16-2013, 10:52 PM   #51
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Hilarious! If i keep reading this im going to need one in my living room. LMAO.
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Old 08-16-2013, 11:14 PM   #52
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So glad everyone is enjoying this thread! Ill be without internet for 5 days so ill update when I get back.
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Old 08-18-2013, 12:18 PM   #53
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Hummm...I guess texting and driving is a lot more dangerous than peeing and driving.
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Old 08-18-2013, 01:55 PM   #54
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When I was In the Navy, our planes had a hose to the out side and funnel at each seat! Worked great!
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Old 08-18-2013, 02:13 PM   #55
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I had a buddy that wore a external catheter when we went out to beer drinking when we were younger.
Its basically a condom with a hose going to a bag strapped to his boot.
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Old 08-18-2013, 02:18 PM   #56
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On a drive like that, drink water, lots of it, and pull over on the side of the road, get out, stretch and take a leak. The ride will go much better.
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Old 08-18-2013, 02:22 PM   #57
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whole new meaning to miles per gallon..
Haha clever!
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Old 08-19-2013, 12:54 AM   #58
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http://www.sportys.com/PilotShop/product/17485
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Old 08-19-2013, 09:15 PM   #59
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2 words: condom catheter

It's what the long range off road racers use

Personally I like to stop every once in awhile, also decreases the chance of getting a blood clot
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Old 08-20-2013, 06:00 PM   #60
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Haha. You can add gift wrapping for $7.95
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Old 08-20-2013, 06:03 PM   #61
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bigger hose
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Old 08-21-2013, 10:04 AM   #62
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Really sweet idea
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Old 08-21-2013, 04:48 PM   #63
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Side of the road or a gas station always worked for me.
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Old 08-22-2013, 07:49 AM   #64
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Is it really that much of an inconvience to stop?
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Old 08-22-2013, 07:52 AM   #65
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Is it really that much of an inconvience to stop?
It is if you're trying to make it to Texarkana from Georgia and back to pick up 200 cases of coors on a timed bet..
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Old 08-22-2013, 02:45 PM   #66
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The hose is a little small don't you think
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Old 08-22-2013, 02:51 PM   #67
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I you pee that much, shoulda got a 5 gallon can!
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Old 08-25-2013, 10:36 PM   #68
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I went to lunch with a different group of guys from work than I normally do one day and they started talking about gaming. I am not a gamer but, I was listening. One guy mentioned he had a pee picture. So he would not have to leave the living room I am glad I drove. I ended this nonsense and we went back to work. I get the pee jar in a blind while hunting but, in your living room? Ten feet from a real bathroom? Where you can use a real handle that flushes? Crazy gamer guys. To each his own.

I am sticking with my regular click.
I would use a pitcher. Like a tea pitcher. Not a picture. Unless it had a dark frame so it would not show when u pee on it.. LOL
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Old 08-28-2013, 07:04 PM   #69
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Grandad always had a Prestone jug
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Old 09-16-2013, 07:54 PM   #70
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I thought of this but never actually went through with it
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Old 09-23-2013, 07:12 AM   #71
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You should have gone with depends. That seems like a waste of a perfectly good gas can. Name:  ImageUploadedByTapatalk1379938313.469555.jpg
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Old 09-23-2013, 07:33 AM   #72
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Side of the road or a gas station always worked for me.
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Old 09-23-2013, 02:32 PM   #73
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I've thought about doing something like that for the deer blind.
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Old 09-23-2013, 02:35 PM   #74
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Don't you have to stop for gas?
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Old 09-24-2013, 05:58 PM   #75
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This is a Super Funny Thread!!!
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Old 09-24-2013, 06:06 PM   #76
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I usually have to stop 2 to 3 times on the way to my dads place which is a 5hr drive.

So since the Wyoming drive is 24 hours each way I'll probably save a bunch of time by not stopping just to pee.
That could make for one interesting accident report.
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Old 09-24-2013, 08:44 PM   #77
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Watch out for bumps in the road..!!!!!!!
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Old 10-03-2013, 09:34 PM   #78
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Don't you have to stop for gas?
Yes I did have to stop a couple of times.

This contraption worked like a charm.

One day I drove 750 miles and only stopped twice for gas.
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Old 10-08-2013, 06:22 PM   #79
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The Gatorade bottle trick has worked for me for years. Just watch out for the last few drops.
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Old 10-09-2013, 09:20 AM   #80
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Yeah, a 1.5 in pipe is waaay too small for me....
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Old 10-09-2013, 09:36 AM   #81
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When I was In the Navy, our planes had a hose to the out side and funnel at each seat! Worked great!
I've got a rig like that in my backyard shop

I could see this in a heavy traffic situation, but in wide open prairie, Just
check your tire pressure. how long can it take?
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Old 10-09-2013, 10:34 AM   #82
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I have never been in such a big hurry to where I couldn't find time to stop and take a leak. How much time are you actually saving with that pee tube?
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Old 10-09-2013, 12:47 PM   #83
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Man if I didn't stop to pee now and again I would be crippled when I got where I was going. I'm too old to drive farther than my bladder!
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Old 06-10-2018, 10:17 AM   #84
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Disturbing all the away around.
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Old 06-10-2018, 10:24 AM   #85
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I don't think I would advertise the 1.5in hose you have
Now that's funny
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Old 06-11-2018, 10:07 PM   #86
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dude just pull over, thats just nasty
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Old 06-11-2018, 10:40 PM   #87
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What’s the jug for? Just drill a hole in the floorboard like the NYC cabs do.


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Old 06-11-2018, 11:21 PM   #88
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I went to high school with a guy that put jack daniels in his windshield washer fluid tank and ran the lines into the cab. Every time he hit his washer fluid button it would shoot Jack Daniels into his mouth.
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Old 06-11-2018, 11:22 PM   #89
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Man you put one of those water snake toys at the entrance and you will just be finding excuses to take a leak lmao

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Old 06-11-2018, 11:34 PM   #90
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I'm 56, mom had me use the glass coke bottle and snap the top back on. Now if you have a crew cab open both passenger side doors and stand in between. It is my understanding if you are not exposing yourself it is legal to relieve yourself on the side of the road. I have let my son do that when he was younger.
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Old 06-12-2018, 11:39 AM   #91
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Well I feel sorry for youse guys that have to resort to using a hose cause you don't have the reach to just hang it out the window.
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Old 06-12-2018, 11:55 AM   #92
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Disturbing all the away around.
Holy 2013 resurrection, Batman!

I just want to know ... what were you searching for that brought this thread up?
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Old 06-12-2018, 11:59 AM   #93
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Smart. I used to pee in a big gulp cup on my way to Baton Rouge, and pour it out the window whenever traffic slowed way down. One time I wasn't thinking for whatever reason and I had the windows all down because I was smoking. Grabbed the full cup, poured it out the window, wasn't going slowly enough.

All my **** went straight back in the back window and covered my cloth seats. Truck smelled like **** for a month.
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Old 06-12-2018, 12:05 PM   #94
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I always use a urinal also, even at work LOL, I usually just use a bottle but that Urinal is sweet. I would get a patent on it Lol
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Old 06-12-2018, 12:26 PM   #95
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I hope you aren't in an accident while using this. Could you imagine the look on the first responders faces. Dude really just pull over and go. What's your #2 invention look like?

I can't stop SMH! Prayers sent for you!
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Old 06-12-2018, 12:35 PM   #96
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Gatorade bottle is only 2 bucks.

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Old 06-12-2018, 06:05 PM   #97
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Was on the way bear hunting one year to the U.P. of Michigan. Got stuck on the Mackinac Bridge. Traffic came to a halt. About 15 minutes later I got to pee. I am scrambling bad and remembered the cookies in a zip lock bag. Dumped the cookies on the seat and used the zip lock. It was interesting pulling up to the toll booth with a bag of pee and trying to get my wallet out for payment but it worked out.
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Old 06-13-2018, 06:07 AM   #98
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This and the whiskey wiper... get ‘er done!
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Old 06-14-2018, 06:06 PM   #99
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Ingenious!
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Old 06-14-2018, 10:48 PM   #100
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I went to high school with a guy that put jack daniels in his windshield washer fluid tank and ran the lines into the cab. Every time he hit his washer fluid button it would shoot Jack Daniels into his mouth.
We probably went to school together then. My 73' Impala was plumbed to dispense JD out of a tude hiden in the ashtray.

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