Best movie line.

[REGreen1980]

"Look at the funbags on that hose hound." Dumb and Dumber

[LuBowhunter]

[about his pistol grips]
Patton: They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol.
Patton

[AMK]

Private Joker: How can you shoot innocent women and children like that?

Helicopter Gunner: It's easy. You just don't lead them as much.

FMJ


Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

Snatch

[OrangeBlood]

Why the **** do I want a caravan that's got no ****ing wheels?

You know how you get to Carnegie Hall, don't ya? Practice.
We got a German here who wants to die for his country! Oblige him!

[TexasDon]

First 10 minutes of Full metal Jacket
All of lonesome Dove
smokey and the bandit - too many to list

But my favorite "You just keep thinking Butch, that's what you're good at"

[Outback]

Unleash hell!
Maximus in Gladiator

and

Fight and you may die. Run and you will live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our freedom!

Sir William Wallace in Braveheart

[Jeremiah B]

"Red pill or the blue pill?"

The Matrix

[fulmer34]

I need a Dr. Pepper and a Diablo Sandwich, make it fast I'm in a g dam hurry!. - Smokey & The Bandit

I'd like to see the herd you and Jake could gather.......heard of wh ores........Maybe - Lonesome Dove

How's this gonna work if you don't do what I say? - Open Range

[str8shooter]

A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Carl (Bill Murray) - Caddyshack

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) - Caddyshack

Actually, every single line Dangerfield had in that movie is a classic!

[wassaw]

to add too the above

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a miracal.It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

Carl-Caddyshack

[shooter2007]

Abracadabra homes

[txpitdog]

What's the cut, Papa?

Juicy, junior, real juicy

[lars]

"It's like I'm running a halfway house for morons around here."
Walter Matthau in Casey's Shadow.

[Dusty Britches]

Finding Nemo:

Oooh you're from the Big Blue?
"yes"
What's it like out there?
"Um, well, it's big.... and.... blue."
I knew it! I knew it!


Just keep swimming, swimming,

Es-ca-pee!

[rem80]

"I took the liberty of milking your cow for ya. Took me a while to get her going but then POW all at once"... "But brother Hezekiah we have a bull".... Kingpin... the best!