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Old 03-05-2019, 11:22 AM   #2
Beleg
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You know you are old when you can cough, fart, sneeze and pee at the same time.

You know you are old when you’re told to slow down by your doctor and not the police.

You know you are old when you stop searching for the meaning of life to focus on searching for your car keys.

You know you are old when your dreams are dry and your farts are wet.
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