dad jokes

[cattlelackranch]

Henway

I think your lost.

Start your own thread for Grandpa jokes [emoji12]

[cattlelackranch]

A Dog struts into the local saloon.

Bartender: what can I get you?

Dog: I'm looking for the man who shot my Paw

[Larryf250]

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It was stuck in a crack

[mooney_ag]

Why did Ms. Tomato turn red?

She saw Mr. Green Pea....

[tradtiger]

Henway

About 3 pounds

[Jtrage]

He had a thousand corny jokes.

"Do you know why they build fences around a graveyard?

People are dying to get in."

More along these lines...

Do you know how many people are dead in that cemetery?
All of them.

If a plane crashes on the border where would you bury the survivors?
You wouldn't.

[txbowkill]

Son if you don't quit playing with yourself you're going to go blind.

What are you looking at Dad I'm over here?

[jerp]

I tried using my 10 best puns to get a laugh - but no pun in 10 did....

[cehorn]

when dove hunting...
Dad: I haven't seen a single dove
Dad: I haven't seen a married one either....

[Pushbutton2]

Henway

[emoji3]

Henway?

What's a Henway?

[chrisgunguy]

Driving past a cemetery in downtown:

Dad: Did you know that this is the dead center of town?

[Muskles]

He had a thousand corny jokes.

"Do you know why they build fences around a graveyard?

People are dying to get in."

My cousin is a mortician. When you ask him "how's business", he says "people are always dying to see me."

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[lanceodom]

Driving past a cemetery my dad always did the fence joke and always asked
Dad: "do you know how many dead people are in the cemetery?"
Me: "No"
Dad: "all of them"

[macguyverberry]

I remember my dad writing out Cajun for me:

MR DUKS
MR NOT
MR TWO
CM FEAT AN EM IDI BIDI EYES

[kruppa24]

He had a thousand corny jokes.

"Do you know why they build fences around a graveyard?

People are dying to get in."

Do you know how many people are dead in that cemetery? ALL OF THEM