New Contest Idea?

[Artemis]

In keeping with the last contest, might I suggest a new theme? Horror! Don't let the dog open the mail...

[Hawg]

"My dog ate my homework" never worked when I was in school. I hope it works for you this time.

[HandiKap Bowhunter]

OUCH!!!!! THAT IS NOT GOOD. I hope you rubbed his nose in it....

[Wildman]

I would tape it up and deposit it

[Artemis]

I only worked for 2 1/2 months, fighting, cussing and screaming at the insurance company to get the darned thing and hubby called me yesterday to tell me it came so I was sooooo happy that my ordeal was over. He put it on the coffee table and went and took a nap and when he woke up he found it in pieces, along with the registration renewal for his Harley. And I didn't want the danged dog to start with. Grrrrr.

[Artemis]

"My dog ate my homework" never worked when I was in school. I hope it works for you this time.

LOL, when my daughter heard the story she told me "Mom, 'the dog ate my homework' is the worst excuse ever!" and then proceeded to laugh herself silly at my expense. I am starting to think WC Fields had it right.

[bowhuntertex]

I would be sending that dog packing for the backyard........