Well, I'd have a water buffalo from wherever they come from, some Gaboon Viper from Africa, little side of Kangaroo from Australia. Stuffed parrot from the Congo River Basin, organic see weed from China. I don't know really, just anything that's gonna stall the needle to send them on my food request adventure!!
Crab cakes for an appetizer.
Med rare Tomahawk ribeye & Maine lobster tail served with sweet potato casserole and brussel sprouts and bacon sautéed in bacon grease for a main course.
Buttermilk pie and pecan pie for dessert.
Bottle of Blanton's Special Reserve to wash it all down.
Big ole' bowl of crawfish with sausage and corn with some chicken fried chicken and mashed potatoes with a big glass of milk and some cheesecake to finish it off
Never have to worry about it. I made a delivery in the prison one time and I made myself a promise that if I ever did anything to go to prison they would never take me alive.
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