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    Well with all the stuff going on around us, how about some dad jokes. Anyone have some good ones?

    Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up

    While looking at a tree "i really don't trust that tree"......"seems real shady"

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    I like where this thread is going

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      Dad: son are you cold?
      Son:yes
      Dad: go stand in the corner
      Son: ?
      Dad: it's 90 degrees :-)

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        In for this one.

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          Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
          If it had four it would be a chicken sedan

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            Son, is your nose running?

            Well then you better go catch it!

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              son: Im hungry

              dad: Im Dad, nice to meet you hungry

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                #8
                Someone said my clothes were gay. I said "yeah they came out of the closet this morning"

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by JANSLEY817 View Post
                  Someone said my clothes were gay. I said "yeah they came out of the closet this morning"
                  Haha that one is pretty good!

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                    #10
                    What do you call a fish with no i? Fsh

                    Works a lot better saying than reading

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                      Waitress: would you like a box for that
                      Dad: (puts up his fist) you wanna take it outside

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                        One of my Dad's

                        He had a thousand corny jokes.

                        "Do you know why they build fences around a graveyard?

                        People are dying to get in."

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                          can't pass a cemetery without talking about the fence....

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Froggy View Post
                            He had a thousand corny jokes.

                            "Do you know why they build fences around a graveyard?

                            People are dying to get in."
                            Originally posted by Atfulldraw View Post
                            can't pass a cemetery without talking about the fence....
                            At the same time

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Atfulldraw View Post
                              At the same time
                              Great minds think alike.

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