So I woke up and went to check my bank and see if I got paid to go get my car fixed. USAA says I have no accounts with them. I log off and try again. Same thing. I have my wife check same thing. I start freaking out but then my NCO calls, my 1SG wants to see me. So I tell my wife to call USAA and I'll be back. I get in, guess who gets told they've been voluntold for an extension?! This guy. Yeah. From leaving in 10 days to now in like 6 months. Also, my spring gobbler plans in WA. are now dust in the wind cause this guys going to the desert of California till mid-may. Yeehaw! Cake topper, my job I had in Wa. said they can't hold the job, so guess who's gonna start a business that deals in trad archery and cool stuff?! Not this guy cause USAA says he has no money! Still waiting for someone to say April fools so I can tell then they're terrible and a day early.

Rant, over.

On the bright side, USAA sent me a message saying the problem was resolved after my 9th heart attack. And I have my money's back.

Figured I should let those of you who we're hoping to be rid of me soon know that I may still get to shoot some 3D with you again.