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Old 01-26-2012, 11:43 AM   #1
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TUCO’S TOP 10 hunting show catch phrases;

THAT HAVE BEEN BEAT TO DEATH….


*HES A SHOOTER! (Can we find another word?)

*BIG BUCK DOWN! (Please make it stop!)

*BOOYAH BABY! (Rhymn’ & Stealin’ from the fishing guys.)

*WE ARE HERE IN IOWA. (Imagine that…)

*I JUST SMOKED A GIANT! (I’m sure the Lilliputians are ecstatic!)

*THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN ABOUT! (Isn’t this guy’s 15 minutes over yet?)

*IT’S THE LAST DAY OF THE HUNT. (It ALWAYS is.)

*HE CAME IN LIKE HE WAS ON A STRING. (Actually he was tied down with one.)

*HES NOT QUITE WHAT WE WERE LOOKING FOR. (Welcome to my world!)

*FOLKS, IT JUST DOESN’T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS! (Well….)




HONORABLE MENTION:


HE'S DOWN!

ARE YOU ON HIM?

HE'S ON THE HIT LIST.

I'M TICKLED TO DEATH.

THAT’S A LOT OF BONE!

I COULDN’T BE HAPPIER.

I JUST SHOT A MONSTER!

HE WAS JUST OUT OF RANGE.

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS DEER!

EXTREME…(Place noun here)

MY POSSE (Where are the horses?)

DID YOU SEE THAT? (Well….yeah…)

I'M GONNA TAKE HIM. (Most famous last words after… WATCH THIS!)

THIS IS WHY WE COME TO... (Put state here)

WE ONLY HUNT FAIR CHASE. (Well...aren’t we special!)

I SHOT JUST OVER HIS BACK. = (I missed by a mile)

HE DUCKED MY ARROW. = (insert above ▲caption)

I HIT A LIMB IN RIGHT FRONT OF HIM. = (You ▲ guessed it!)

(Hunter X) GETTING IT DONE IN… (Put state here)

I’VE BEEN FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO... (Place brag here)

I PUT THE SMACKDOWN ON THAT …(Insert critter here)

WELL.....NOW THE HARD WORK BEGINS. = (Yeah, for the guide that is!)

I COULDN’T HAVE KILLED HIM WITHOUT MY… (Put product here)

MACK DADDY, son of BIG DADDY, father to FREAK NASTY, brother of GODZILLA…

GIANT--MONSTER--MOSS BACK--TIMBER GHOST--BRUISER --PIG--TOAD--SWAMP DONKEY…

AFTER ALL, ISN’T THAT WHAT IT IS REALLY ALL ABOUT? …(Actually…no… it’s not.)

HE’S NO GIANT; BUT HE’S A TROPHY IN MY BOOK. = (I shot this pip squeaker because it was the last day, & I needed the footage.)

WE SINGLE HANDEDLY REVOLUTIONIZED THE HUNTING INDUSTRY… (MY… AREN’T WE HUMBLE….)



I hope you folks got a laugh or two from reading these.......

I know I do, every time I hear these phrases on tv.

I'm sure there are many more, so let’s hear them….I could use a good laugh today…


Turning 10 today with this; my one thousandth post……Whoohoo!

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Old 01-26-2012, 11:46 AM   #2
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Haha!
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Old 01-26-2012, 11:48 AM   #3
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I'm with you that...I'd move "Big Buck Down to the top of the list.

This time of year I get to where I can't stand to even turn one on. That will change around June or July when the deer start putting on some antler growth.
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Old 01-26-2012, 11:48 AM   #4
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You forgot
"Where have we seen this before"

They did make me laugh.
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Old 01-26-2012, 11:49 AM   #5
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this is my favorite:

WELL.....NOW THE HARD WORK BEGINS. = (Yeah, for the guide that is!)
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Old 01-26-2012, 11:50 AM   #6
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You forgot "I just smoked him".
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Old 01-26-2012, 11:50 AM   #7
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I like:
Lets go shank one
Im ready to pinch

Yes, i like the pigman
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Old 01-26-2012, 11:51 AM   #8
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how about thats a buck of a lifetime............ how many stinkin lifetime deer do some people get????? aghhhhhhhhhhhhh..... I want to shoot a monster
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Old 01-26-2012, 11:51 AM   #9
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"He's hit HARD!"
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Old 01-26-2012, 11:51 AM   #10
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Hi ho hi ho to kill a doe we go
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Old 01-26-2012, 11:52 AM   #11
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Very funny, thanks TUCO
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Old 01-26-2012, 11:53 AM   #12
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" there was no ground shrinkage on this one"
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Old 01-26-2012, 11:54 AM   #13
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You forgot

"Where have we seen this before"

They did make me laugh.

How could I have forgotten that one......

Thanks Dale....
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Old 01-26-2012, 11:55 AM   #14
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"oh I just center punched him!!". Does that mean that he literally "center punched" him, because great job, you just gut shot him or hit liver at best.
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Old 01-26-2012, 11:56 AM   #15
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"He went about ___ yards before piling up".
Who started the term "piling up?" A good and descriptive phrase I suppose but way overused. What's wrong with " he fell over and died of a sucking chest wound?"
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Old 01-26-2012, 11:58 AM   #16
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"Thats a good/great buck."

Jimmy Steger. Monster Trophey Whitetails. Says it for every deer that walks out.
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Old 01-26-2012, 11:59 AM   #17
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Stan Potts "Give me a minute, give me a minute" every freekin time he kills something has got to be one of the fakest, most irritating thing I've ever seen on TV. Now when I see his face I reach for the remote!
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Old 01-26-2012, 12:01 PM   #18
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Stan Potts "Give me a minute, give me a minute" every freekin time he kills something has got to be one of the fakest, most irritating thing I've ever seen on TV. Now when I see his face I reach for the remote!
x10,000
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Old 01-26-2012, 12:06 PM   #19
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"He's hit HARD!"
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Originally Posted by westguy76 View Post
" there was no ground shrinkage on this one"
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"oh I just center punched him!!"
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"He went about ___ yards before piling up."

Dang.....I thought I had most of them...I guess I will have write a "TBH Revised Version".....


Your right Steven..."HE'S HIT HARD!"...I can't believe I missed that one....

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Old 01-26-2012, 12:11 PM   #20
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I do not care to use popular catch phrases. I try to come up with my own. Would like to see some TBH catch phrases posted. Like... folded his *** up like a lawn chair... one more year and he would of been a good'n (say it to your buddies right after they shoot a nice Buck. Watch them start making excuses or get ****** off. Always cracks me up.)

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Old 01-26-2012, 12:11 PM   #21
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"Brotherhood." I like some BC, but come on. Only a "Brotherhood" if you spend the extra money for the logo.
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Old 01-26-2012, 12:11 PM   #22
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I cannot believe that no one mentioned "Jimmeney Christmas" from Roger Raglin!
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Old 01-26-2012, 12:13 PM   #23
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I hit him a little far back than I wanted to= I gut shot it.
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Old 01-26-2012, 12:13 PM   #24
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"give me a minute" make me want to puke. Now lots of them are calling big does killed anywhere "swamp donkeys". Never seen many swamps in Iowa?
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Old 01-26-2012, 12:15 PM   #25
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Where have we seen this before? the beast is dead forever more! Long live the beast!

Love me some Ted!
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Old 01-26-2012, 12:15 PM   #26
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I do not care to use popular catch phrases. I try to come up with my own. Would like to see some TBH catch phrases posted.
"Drill One"-Tuthdoc.



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Old 01-26-2012, 12:17 PM   #27
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Thats a swamp donkey!
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Old 01-26-2012, 12:20 PM   #28
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"I made a great hit" = we`ll come come back tomorrow and see if he`s dead yet.
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Old 01-26-2012, 12:21 PM   #29
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Its so funny how people (including me) are like puppets sometime. You hear something and you find yourself saying the same thing....geezzz lets be more creative.....you know what I mean....dog.
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Old 01-26-2012, 12:23 PM   #30
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Great list Tuco...



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Stan Potts "Give me a minute, give me a minute" every freekin time he kills something has got to be one of the fakest, most irritating thing I've ever seen on TV. Now when I see his face I reach for the remote!

I agree with that...it is grating. Most of the other stuff doesn't bother me.

Hell everybody at my deer camp says similar things....why should it be any different on a hunting show?
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Old 01-26-2012, 12:23 PM   #31
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he only went 40 yards, why is it always 40 yards? i know the have range finders tell us the truth by god.
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Old 01-26-2012, 12:23 PM   #32
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Put a stalk on him - Don't you mean you stalked him?
He took it like a man - Wait, what?
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Old 01-26-2012, 12:23 PM   #33
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One of my favorites. When someone screws up and shoots a young deer or kills an animal just to see if he can hit it. I tell them "your a class act!!"
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Old 01-26-2012, 12:26 PM   #34
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this is my favorite:

WELL.....NOW THE HARD WORK BEGINS. = (Yeah, for the guide that is!)
Been der, dun dat
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Old 01-26-2012, 12:29 PM   #35
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How come every single one of these knuckleheads actually see's the deer drop?

"He's down right there! I just saw him go down!" Good Lord, nothing I ever stuck with a bow died anywhere near my treestand.
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Old 01-26-2012, 12:36 PM   #36
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All make me gigle
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Old 01-26-2012, 12:40 PM   #37
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Folded him up like a pancake!
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Old 01-26-2012, 12:45 PM   #38
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Folded him up like a pancake!
For the win!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46M8XyIHtpo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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Old 01-26-2012, 12:47 PM   #39
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One that I am not tired of is "It's about to get Tragic". Pig Man.
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Old 01-26-2012, 12:59 PM   #40
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"Now that's a mature deer"
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FIFY!!!!!!!

I wussed out...I switched to rifle hunting!!!!

Skinny

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Old 01-26-2012, 01:05 PM   #42
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How could I have forgotten that one......

Thanks Dale....
Heck you remembered about a dozen more than I would have. Great list and cool thread imho.
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Old 01-26-2012, 01:05 PM   #43
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"Man that (insert bow or broadhead sponsor) really did a number on him".
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FIFY!!!!!!!

2011 Nov 6 Spike - YouTube


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Old 01-26-2012, 01:09 PM   #45
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I love the guy but, "Are you Kidd'n me" ~ Ted Nugent, is one of the worst for me.
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Old 01-26-2012, 01:12 PM   #46
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Stan Potts' crazy eyes, weird me out, every bit as much as his hokey, contrived commentary, makes me reach for the remote.
Great thread, Tuco!!

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Old 01-26-2012, 01:12 PM   #47
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I just put one in his BOILER ROOM.
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Old 01-26-2012, 01:13 PM   #48
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I love the guy but, "Are you Kidd'n me" ~ Ted Nugent, is one of the worst for me.

Where have we seen this before folks?
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Old 01-26-2012, 01:15 PM   #49
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whos that guy that says "BOO YAH" he drives me nuts
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Old 01-26-2012, 01:18 PM   #50
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Has anyone added "I hit em a little far back". Why can't they just say "gut shot"

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