My wife was watching Twilight and now I cant quit watching it.... Any Fans?
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Dear Goosedog,
We, the male members of American Society, have become aware that you may have watched Twilight and enjoyed it. It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that this goes against everything that we, as men, stand for. We have brought this to a vote and the count was 2,537,132 to 1 in favor of your losing your man card. When asked why he voted AGAINST this resolution, Elton John declared that "He's cute!" By a simple majority, we hereby revoke your man-card. You may return it in the enclosed self-addressed and stamped envelope.
Sincerely,
A. Man
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Originally posted by BoneDigger View PostDear Goosedog,
We, the male members of American Society, have become aware that you may have watched Twilight and enjoyed it. It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that this goes against everything that we, as men, stand for. We have brought this to a vote and the count was 2,537,132 to 1 in favor of your losing your man card. When asked why he voted AGAINST this resolution, Elton John declared that "He's cute!" By a simple majority, we hereby revoke your man-card. You may return it in the enclosed self-addressed and stamped envelope.
Sincerely,
A. Man
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