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Old 12-11-2017, 07:14 PM   #1
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An American goes into a bar in New York where there is a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?
The guy replies, "Whiskey."

The robot brings back his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The guy say, "168"
The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical
technology.

After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he
gets, so he decides to go back to the bar.
The robot asks, "What's your drink?"
The guy answers, "Whiskey."

The robot returns with his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "100."
The robot talks about NASCAR, Budweiser, the Lions, pickups, and LSU.
The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in his
"experiment" that he decides to try again.

He re-enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he want to drink.
The man replies, "Whiskey."

The robot brings the drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man answers, "50."
The robot leans in real close and asks,
"So . . . are . . . you . . . . people . . . still . . . . . unhappy. . . . . Hillary . . . . . didn't . . . . . get . . . . . in ?
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Old 12-11-2017, 07:49 PM   #2
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good one!
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Old 12-11-2017, 09:09 PM   #3
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Like it!
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Old 12-12-2017, 05:59 AM   #4
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NICE!!

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Old 12-12-2017, 07:30 AM   #5
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Perfect...............
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Old 12-12-2017, 08:58 PM   #6
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Címom now eírbody know LSU fans and Hillary voters are even if not smidge less!

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Old 12-22-2017, 10:50 AM   #7
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Good one, LOL
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Old 12-25-2017, 05:27 PM   #8
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Schelia Jackson Lee over herd the robot and replied.

Looks........ like.......she's........going.......to........jail .........instead.
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