That brings back some memories. We were out frogging one night and a held back a big live one. I put this huge bull frog in my girlfriend at the time (wife now) toilet. I was sleeping on the couch and heard her sister stirring as she headed for the restroom about 8 in the morning. The bathroom door closed and I started a 10 count. Well I didn't make it to 10 before she screamed from getting hit in the bottom. She came running out with her undies around her ankles. She ran right past me as I rolled off the couch doubled over laughing. She commenced to throwing everything at me that was not nailed down as I made a run for it.
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