Received a call from my daughter( in college) and it went like this.
Me Hello
Her You failed as a father (wacking sound in background)
Me Do what?
Her You sent me to college and didn't let me bring a gun, a hoe, or a shovel. (wacking sound)
Me Why did somebody irritate you ? Wacking sound
Her. No I found a snake in the yard and had to kill it with a piece of base board. Still wacking
Me Is it dead
Her We are still hitting it.
Told her I would get her a shovel.
Me Hello
Her You failed as a father (wacking sound in background)
Me Do what?
Her You sent me to college and didn't let me bring a gun, a hoe, or a shovel. (wacking sound)
Me Why did somebody irritate you ? Wacking sound
Her. No I found a snake in the yard and had to kill it with a piece of base board. Still wacking
Me Is it dead
Her We are still hitting it.
Told her I would get her a shovel.
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