What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse!
A little horse!
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Lame thread
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Why are Pirates so mean?
Cause they AR'EComment
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Why doesn't Galveston fall into the Gulf?
Because Oklahoma..... S U C K SComment
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A man hired an Indian guide to take he and his dog on a hiking trip to the most mountainous area the Indian could find. A short way into the trip the dog spotted a rabbit and ran off a cliff chasing it. The Indian guide looked at the man and said, "well, dog gone!"Comment
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How do you tick off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo.Comment
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.Comment
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What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rhinoceros?
Elephino
Ok for the slower ones.... "Hell if I know"Comment
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What do you arrest a kid who wont take a nap for?
Resisting arrestComment
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What did moma bullet say to daddy bullet
were gonna have a bbComment
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What animal has more lives then a cat?
A frog, it croaks every night.Comment
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I am thinking..............Comment
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What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black and white and read all over?
A skunk in a blenderComment
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Three blackbirds on a fence. Momma blackbird says my instinct tells me to go North. Papa blackbird says my instinct tells me to go South. Baby blackbird says my end stinks too, but it don't tell me which way to go !Comment
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Why does the momma kangaroo hate it when it rains?
Because Joey has to play inside all day.Comment
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