Pretty good MENSA joke!

[Chew]

Got 3 card carrying members in my immediate family.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand then there's you.....

[Randy]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand then there's you.....

Exactly.

I’ve been patiently waiting for you to post for an entire day.. [emoji23] It definitely skipped right over me.

[Chew]

Lmao

[Lynn21]

Where'd u buy that Mensa card? Lol.

[hopedale]

A friend of mine in Fort Worth sent this one out yesterday!


There was a Mensa convention in San Francisco. Mensa, as you probably know, this a national organization for people who have an IQ of 140 or higher.

Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local café.
When they sat down, one of them discovered that their salt shaker
contained pepper, and their pepper shaker was full of salt.

How could they swap the contents of the two bottles without spilling any,
and using only the implements at hand? Clearly, this was a job
for Mensa minds.The group debated the problem and presented ideas
and finally came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw,
and an empty saucer.They called the waitress over ready to dazzle her
with their solution.

"Ma'am," they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker
contains salt and the salt shaker has pepper."But before they could finish,
the waitress interrupted: " Oh, sorry about that."
She leaned over the table, unscrewed the caps of both bottles and switched them.

There was dead silence at the Mensa table.

Kind of reminds you of the past 30 years in Washington D.C., doesn't it?

Greatness!

[Johnny Dangerr]

Fools warped in academica.
My twin and father had Dr. in the front of their name. Both were sad representations of the human race. Neither could ballance a check book or change the oil in their car. Good luck with the card.........................