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Old 11-30-2017, 09:44 PM   #51
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Baling wire a couple of toilet plungers to your rear end, get a big dip of Copenhagen, pull your hat down over your ears and give the operator the finger wave. Might put Life Flight on standby.
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Old 11-30-2017, 09:49 PM   #52
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This chick figured it out
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Old 11-30-2017, 09:51 PM   #53
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Guarantee a woman will most likely win. When did you college rodeo and where?
I rode a bit out at Sul Ross in Alpine in the 90's. Wasn't good enough at it to make any money but the buckle bunnies were nice.

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Old 11-30-2017, 09:54 PM   #54
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I rode a bit out at Sul Ross in Alpine in the 90's. Wasn't good enough at it to make any money but the buckle bunnies were nice.

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I rodeoed for Howard 94-95. Rode Bulls and Bareback horses. One of last bulls I got on was Alpine. Won the long round
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Old 11-30-2017, 09:54 PM   #55
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Default Riding a mechanical bull tips.

Donít even think about getting on that bull acting like you are going to go 8 seconds. That will be your biggest mistake. The operator can throw you off when he chooses...


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Old 11-30-2017, 09:56 PM   #56
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Watch some Dale Brisby videos and youíll be good to go.
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Old 11-30-2017, 09:58 PM   #57
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Old 11-30-2017, 10:01 PM   #58
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Donít even think about getting on that bull acting like you are going to go 8 seconds. That will be your biggest mistake. The operator can throw you off when he chooses...


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When I was still rodeoing we would see these bucking machines set up. We would clean house beating these guys. However always stated your bull my rigging/equipment. Never lost a bet.
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Old 11-30-2017, 10:07 PM   #59
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Rode one 2 weeks ago at a bar in Vegas

I was nice to the lady operating it and asked for advice. She just said when it dips forward lean back. I did what she said and had the longest ride but well short of 8 secs. The operator can definitely throw you when they want

Also this was after losing in beer pong to my CEO. Definitely did not ride sober but since I was the only one from Texas I felt obligated

I was bruised for a week
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Old 11-30-2017, 10:08 PM   #60
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When I was still rodeoing we would see these bucking machines set up. We would clean house beating these guys. However always stated your bull my rigging/equipment. Never lost a bet.


Well I can see that happening...but some dude at a Christmas party in a turtle neck ainít gunna have rigging with him I donít think...much less any chance of drawing an honest bucker!


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Old 11-30-2017, 10:08 PM   #61
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Old 11-30-2017, 10:09 PM   #62
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Tell the operator you will split it with him 70-30. Only chance you got to stay on
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Pack some cushion around your boys!
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Old 11-30-2017, 10:11 PM   #63
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Ride it like this and get video!

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Old 11-30-2017, 10:20 PM   #64
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Old 11-30-2017, 10:22 PM   #65
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Well I can see that happening...but some dude at a Christmas party in a turtle neck ain’t gunna have rigging with him I don’t think...much less any chance of drawing and honest bucker!


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You're right. But those bucking machine operators think they are Bodacious behind a button. Where we would really clean house is when I would get ,at the time my little buddy Bill Herbert, who was 11-12 yrs old at the time and tell them double or nothing. Bill grew up riding a bucking machine. You couldn't throw that little **** off ! He and I practiced on his dad's bucking machine for hours every week. We didn't have pads around and his dad would tell us that concrete is not soft. We ripped out so many anchor bolts from the machine on high we eventually set weld plates in the concrete and welded the machine to the ground. Great times and memories
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Old 11-30-2017, 10:23 PM   #66
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It all depends on whether or not the operator wants you to stay on. If he is set on dumping you there is no hope!
The operator can spin you 360 really fast and switch to spinning you the other way so fast you can't hang on

Used to ride the one at Gilley's back in the day and never made 8 seconds unless you slipped him 10 bucks on the side lol.
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Old 11-30-2017, 10:25 PM   #67
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Donít even think about getting on that bull acting like you are going to go 8 seconds. That will be your biggest mistake. The operator can throw you off when he chooses...


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Old 11-30-2017, 10:38 PM   #68
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Just make sure someone videos your ride and posts it up here for us to see
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Old 11-30-2017, 10:51 PM   #69
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I knew you guys wouldn't disappoint me with a comments. There will be video involved

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Old 11-30-2017, 10:58 PM   #70
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Old 11-30-2017, 11:22 PM   #71
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When's the big event?

Bring an oven mit for your riding hand.
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Old 12-01-2017, 12:18 AM   #72
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Think outside the box. Walk up to the bull like you are slightly injured, don't make eye contact with the operator and slowly crawl on to the bull. And... Mechanical bulls are slick and the sides are flat. Get a can of 3M-HI Strength Clear Adhesive and soak the inner thigh and calve areas of your pants! Surely that will help keep you on the extra 1/2 second right before the operator tries to dump you at 7.5 seconds. ��
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Old 12-01-2017, 02:09 AM   #73
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Ride it like this and get video!

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Iíd let her tie my boys down for a ride. Lawd have mercy
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Old 12-01-2017, 02:13 AM   #74
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Watch this and learn. This guy can teach you

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Old 12-01-2017, 02:56 AM   #75
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Back in the early 90's when I was on the rodeo trail I could ride the hair off those things. Depending on the rigging attached to it, it could be a bull rope or a bareback rigging. If it's a bareback rigging fold over another glove other than your riding glove. Put it up under your riding hand slide up nod and start spuring! I won $500 hundred dollars one night after a bull riding at Cactus Canyon. Good luck!

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Old 12-01-2017, 03:08 AM   #76
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DANG And I just THOUGHT Luke Bryan looks gay!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-01-2017, 03:17 AM   #77
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I got drunk in Olongapo, Philippines. Was bragging to all my Marine buddies that i was from Texas and could ride the mech. Bull better than anybody.

Finally climbed up there on it and looked over at the operator. Gave him my best John Travolta/Urban Cowboy double nod. He just sat there. I jumped straight to the arched back/raised hand/triple nod. He just looked at me. So I went all USMC on him and said Go MF'er!!

He said, "you on backward".

That was pretty much the end of my bullriding career.

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Old 12-01-2017, 05:16 AM   #78
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i got drunk in olongapo, philippines. Was bragging to all my marine buddies that i was from texas and could ride the mech. Bull better than anybody.

Finally climbed up there on it and looked over at the operator. Gave him my best john travolta/urban cowboy double nod. He just sat there. I jumped straight to the arched back/raised hand/triple nod. He just looked at me. So i went all usmc on him and said go mf'er!!

He said, "you on backward".

That was pretty much the end of my bullriding career.

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lmao!
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Old 12-01-2017, 06:06 AM   #79
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You on backward!
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Old 12-01-2017, 06:19 AM   #80
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Here goes the price of trucks again.
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Old 12-01-2017, 06:45 AM   #81
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Prepare to have raw-strawberry inner thighs and you’ll get racked.
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Old 12-01-2017, 07:12 AM   #82
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Wow.


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Old 12-01-2017, 07:12 AM   #83
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I got drunk in Olongapo, Philippines. Was bragging to all my Marine buddies that i was from Texas and could ride the mech. Bull better than anybody.

Finally climbed up there on it and looked over at the operator. Gave him my best John Travolta/Urban Cowboy double nod. He just sat there. I jumped straight to the arched back/raised hand/triple nod. He just looked at me. So I went all USMC on him and said Go MF'er!!

He said, "you on backward".

That was pretty much the end of my bullriding career.

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Holy crap! That's freaking hilarious.

Bigthicket, the only thing I can guarantee you is, you are going to be more sore than you have been in a long time.
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Old 12-01-2017, 07:26 AM   #84
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In my experienced you will stay on as long as the operator will let you. That said I have noticed that the more well endowed you are and more low cut the shirt the better your odds are
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
LMBO............... true statement......gotta have an OOPS Moment also
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Old 12-01-2017, 07:34 AM   #85
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This ^^. Your not staying on, unless he lets you. Only tip that matters, is the one you give the operator, out of the 1k
This.

If the operator wants you off, you are going off. The harder you try, the harder the launch will be.
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Old 12-01-2017, 08:02 AM   #86
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Old 12-01-2017, 08:07 AM   #87
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Only one word comes to mind after watching that. Penicillin
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Old 12-01-2017, 09:20 AM   #88
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They say about 6 shots of Jose Cuervo will help dull the pain.
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Old 12-01-2017, 10:21 AM   #89
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Old 12-01-2017, 10:24 AM   #90
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Put the wife in this shirt and I bet she comes away with the money, maybe she'll let you have some of it
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Old 12-01-2017, 10:26 AM   #91
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Yeah.... cut the guy in that's working the thing. Otherwise there is nothing you can do.
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Old 12-01-2017, 10:45 AM   #92
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Old 12-01-2017, 11:11 AM   #93
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Hold on tight and be perpaird not to wim unless there is an extra payout for the operater
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Old 12-01-2017, 11:58 AM   #94
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I will pay you $10 just to watch the video...


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Old 12-01-2017, 12:26 PM   #95
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OK .
I'll do a pay preview .
All who are interested pm me and I'll give you my PayPal info.
My ride is $10
And Linda's will be a $100

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Old 12-01-2017, 01:13 PM   #96
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Old 12-01-2017, 01:53 PM   #97
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Coat the insides of your jeans legs with contact cement and walk bowlegged.
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Old 12-01-2017, 02:37 PM   #98
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Put the wife in this shirt and I bet she comes away with the money, maybe she'll let you have some of it
That ain't right!! Funny and true, but not right
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