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Old 12-06-2017, 08:24 PM   #1
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Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, *******!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.


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Old 12-06-2017, 08:40 PM   #2
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Hahahahahaha!
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Old 12-06-2017, 08:45 PM   #3
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Good One!
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Old 12-06-2017, 08:47 PM   #4
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pretty good

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Old 12-06-2017, 08:47 PM   #5
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Haha

I had to look up heisenberg but the other two were funny
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Old 12-06-2017, 08:55 PM   #6
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I am behind on Physicist humor. God bless google. I got Ohms. I thought Heisenberg was a Breaking Bad Walter reference

Ill get it tomorrow...after researching. I hope I never stop learning.

Thank you lodgepole.
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Old 12-07-2017, 06:54 AM   #7
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OK
That's pretty good


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Old 12-07-2017, 07:25 AM   #8
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I wish I was smart enough to get that.

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Old 12-07-2017, 07:38 AM   #9
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I wish I was smart enough to get that.

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Old 12-07-2017, 07:43 AM   #10
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Somebody has been watching to much Big Bang Theory.

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Old 12-07-2017, 07:57 AM   #11
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I got it. Ok the second time I read it.
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