Raccoons in the attic: a pictorial journey toward mental deterioration...

[fritztown]

Hi. My name is Fritztown. And I am not doing well...

Got pics:




Have live feed:


Bought traps:




Recorded coon vocalizations:


Fell through ceiling from attic:


Got stung: pinky, forearm and top of head:




Turned spare bathroom into armory:


Sealed holes.
Created trapdoor to logistically impossible attic.
Tried Duke traps.
Bought catfood, moonpies and protein pellets.

Two weeks in...caught two rock squirrels and one skunk that fumigated our side of the street for 3 days.

My mind is slipping...and I hear them as I type this...

[Axis FMJ]

Wow. Try marshmallows in the dukes??

[ReydonPete]

Is that 2nd pic a squirrel?

[fritztown]

Rock squirrel. Guilty by association...

[Texas Grown]

If you become lost, I have the answer. It's a place called La-la Land. You can go there anytime life (or coons) gives you headaches. Or just to get away from it all. Good luck on your catch-n.


Deep Thoughts


More Deep Thoughts From La-la Land: Wersh-n-wear cloth-n


More Deep Thoughts From La-la Land: Ol Smiley Face

[Duzy]

I'm sorry, but I laughed till I cried on this...

[Montec man]

With the vermin, you likely have flies up there as well. Should deploy Golden Malrin and Big Red soda.

[CabezaBlanca]

With the vermin, you likely have flies up there as well. Should deploy Golden Malrin and Big Red soda.

A good hot mix of it!

[boh347]

I can see why you haven’t caught them because they’re in the future. You have to time travel bro.

[BTLowry]

I feel your pain

Had a rat in our attic/wall recently

[ldoyle]

Hang some lights and put a radio tuned to a talk show up in your attic 24/7 , even if you have to sleep with earplugs. Has always worked for me within 3-5 days , even if they have young. They will move them. Then find where they are getting in and seal it up. If a coon can get his head in he will get in