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Old 07-12-2018, 06:59 PM   #1
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Default I donít negotiate with terrorist.

Wife opens the front door to walk next door and get our daughter and this terrorist was curled up on the front porch ready to strike.

He was quickly dispatched to meet alah and his 27 virgins.



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Old 07-12-2018, 07:01 PM   #2
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Any last words?
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:02 PM   #3
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Nasty sucker


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Old 07-12-2018, 07:02 PM   #4
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Let’s see how many goods and bads we get
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:06 PM   #5
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Good snake, just smells like sh**.
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:07 PM   #6
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Gen. Douglas MacArthur: Fine, son! That's the best thing to do with 'em!
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:09 PM   #7
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That’s a moccasin right?
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:11 PM   #8
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Thatís a moccasin right?


I do believe so. He was aggressive.


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Old 07-12-2018, 07:12 PM   #9
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oh crap...…..on the porch! Great work sir!!!
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:12 PM   #10
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Definitely a moccasin.
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:13 PM   #11
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oh crap...Ö..on the porch! Great work sir!!!


Dang near on the welcome mat, he wasnít welcome though.


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Old 07-12-2018, 07:16 PM   #12
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Not today ISIS! Lord have mercy I near jumped out of my flip flops!
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:29 PM   #13
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Oh no....I would have screamed like a girl, cussed like a sailor and possibly burned the house down

No offense...but I hope you keep all those critters over on the other side of Porterico!
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:33 PM   #14
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Not up in here!
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:36 PM   #15
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Dang brother! Be careful, I've heard those Porterican moccasins are twice as dangerous
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:38 PM   #16
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Knee jerker. As harmful as a snowflake sir. So sure kill it.
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:40 PM   #17
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Oh no....I would have screamed like a girl, cussed like a sailor and possibly burned the house down



No offense...but I hope you keep all those critters over on the other side of Porterico!


We live in the woods on the west side.


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Old 07-12-2018, 07:53 PM   #18
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Good snake, just smells like sh**.


Good?

Thatís a slithering Satan


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Old 07-12-2018, 09:23 PM   #19
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Thought thats what it was, had to look a little harder after some of these water snake threads. Didnít realize some look so similar to a moccasin that oneís head gives him away. Glad he didnít get no one.
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:26 PM   #20
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Any last words?
None, he died suddenly during interrogation.
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:33 PM   #21
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I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear...
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:42 PM   #22
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:46 PM   #23
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Wow, nice work
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:55 PM   #24
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Man.....you should have to be able to identify venomous snakes before they let you graduate
or get a license

At least the mice and frogs can sleep easy tonight
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Old 07-12-2018, 10:49 PM   #25
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good snake, bad snake... who cares. I don't like snakes period. no I don't kill the obvious non-venomous ones like garter, racers, etc, but ive seen so many of pics of moccasins and other so-called "good snakes", that sometimes I can't tell the difference. so.....when in doubt....it dies and especially if its in my back yard or porch where a family member can be harmed. sorry to the snake lovers.
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Old 07-12-2018, 10:51 PM   #26
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i almost stepped on a coral snake a few minutes ago on my back porch...barefooted. seems as they are out for some reason.
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Old 07-12-2018, 11:01 PM   #27
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Nice shot!! I despise the stump tailed stanky things!!
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Old 07-12-2018, 11:20 PM   #28
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Good kill! Carry on!
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Old 07-12-2018, 11:25 PM   #29
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What we got here little yella sister is a fine specimen of pure Alabama black snake.
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Old 07-12-2018, 11:33 PM   #30
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Wife opens the front door to walk next door and get our daughter and this terrorist was curled up on the front porch ready to strike.

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Definitely a moccasin.

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Old 07-12-2018, 11:35 PM   #31
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What we got here little yella sister is a fine specimen of pure Alabama black snake.
But it ain't too &_$$#@$_ beaucoup
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Old 07-12-2018, 11:37 PM   #32
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I don’t care that you killed it but it’s not a cottonmouth. Definitely a water snake, it’s pupil is round.
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Old 07-13-2018, 12:03 AM   #33
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i almost stepped on a coral snake a few minutes ago on my back porch...barefooted. seems as they are out for some reason.
Oh dang.. no bueno!
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Old 07-13-2018, 12:07 AM   #34
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I donít care that you killed it but itís not a cottonmouth. Definitely a water snake, itís pupil is round.
I'm going to respectfully disagree. Can you post the pic you blew up big enough to see a pupil?
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Old 07-13-2018, 12:11 AM   #35
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I don’t care that you killed it but it’s not a cottonmouth. Definitely a water snake, it’s pupil is round.
Wrong, moccasin all day long. Pattern is very specific.

My sarcasm meter is probably broke after looking at the picture again.
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Old 07-13-2018, 12:24 AM   #36
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That is definitely a moccasinrattalervipermadoodle if I ever seen one. At the very least they will make you break you neck trying to get away.

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Old 07-13-2018, 03:12 AM   #37
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But it ain't too &_$$#@$_ beaucoup
hahaha YHESSSS

I'll trade ya some ARVN rifles. Never been fired and only dropped once!
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Old 07-13-2018, 04:19 AM   #38
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I donít care that you killed it but itís not a cottonmouth. Definitely a water snake, itís pupil is round.


I guess it was one of those special water snakes that has fangs?


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Old 07-13-2018, 04:38 AM   #39
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Now it's a good snake. KILL EM ALL!!!
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Old 07-13-2018, 06:02 AM   #40
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I guess it was one of those special water snakes that has fangs?


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Just for grins......get any pics of those fangs?
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Old 07-13-2018, 06:02 AM   #41
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Just for grins......get any pics of those fangs?


No, but I know fangs when they strike at you.

The head and body are somewhere in the woods.


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Old 07-13-2018, 06:30 AM   #42
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I'm going to respectfully disagree. Can you post the pic you blew up big enough to see a pupil?
What made you change your mind?
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Old 07-13-2018, 06:31 AM   #43
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No, but I know fangs when they strike at you.

The head and body are somewhere in the woods.


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You're fortunate your whole family wasn't kilt
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Old 07-13-2018, 06:48 AM   #44
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You're fortunate your whole family wasn't kilt


Or even worse.


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Old 07-13-2018, 08:25 AM   #45
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Its a Cottonmouth, I recommend you pick up a copy of the Snakes of Texas.
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Old 07-13-2018, 08:47 AM   #46
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Its a Cottonmouth, I recommend you pick up a copy of the Snakes of Texas.
How did you determine it's a cottonmouth?
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Old 07-13-2018, 08:54 AM   #47
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I don't care, if it's on the porch or near the house and aggressive, it's dead!
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Old 07-13-2018, 08:56 AM   #48
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How did you determine it's a cottonmouth?
How did you determine it's not? Geez, give it a break!
Even "if" it wasn't....who cares??? They have kids, it's on the porch, it needs to go.
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Old 07-13-2018, 09:04 AM   #49
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How did you determine it's a cottonmouth?
well what kind of snake is it then?
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Old 07-13-2018, 09:04 AM   #50
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How did you determine it's not? Geez, give it a break!
Even "if" it wasn't....who cares??? They have kids, it's on the porch, it needs to go.
Sorry...thought this was a discussion forum Kinda like age and score threads.

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