Just FYI a pathological liar believes there lies to be actual truth where a habitual liar will lie about anything and everything While knowing they are telling a lie!
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But how do we know how to catagorize them? We cant get inside their brains.Originally posted by justindfw View PostComment
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Known a bunch but my favorite was a Microsoft teacher named Eddie years ago. He looked more like a guy doing prison for 6 murders rather than a geek tech guy.
The first day of class we do the "whats your story" routine around the class. He goes first. He came out swinging. Global securities expert hired by multiple countries around the world, created the security systems to run Wall Street. Name it he had his hands in it somehow. Some of witch came to be true but it was the non tech stories that were gold.
A few days into class a group of us went out for lunch. Somebody mentioned Eddie is a few sammiches short of a picnic. We all laughed and agreed to push the envelope and ask him more garbage to see what he would say. Priceless.
He was diagnosed with lung cancer in a Mexican hospital while on vacation because he was coughing up blood. He broke out of the hospital one night and came home. He didn't eat any real food but drank coffee, ate a few bags of peanut M&M's and switched from smoking 2 packs of smokes a day to a pipe. Three months later he was cured.
He beat the NYC marathon record one year but no one will ever know because he didn't want to pay the fee so he didn't have a number bib.
NASA has him on retainer so when they want to develop new technology they can call him to see if it will work.
There were tons more I can't remember but this is my favorite.
One Monday morning the class was talking before he walked in. Some Tom Cruise movie came out that weekend and a few people saw it and were talking about it. Eddie walks in and picks up on the conversation & joins in.
He says he spent some time in Hollywood but lost interest in it due to the people there. He asks who was in the movie the people say.
"Ah Tom Cruise. Do you know I actually was offered the part in one of the movies he stared in?"
Please tell us Eddie.
"Top Gun. I tore the contract up when they told me they wouldn't let me fly the plane myself."
I ****** myself.Comment
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My single mother brought a guy to meet the family once. This guy was something else. You name any state that has deer to be hunted and he had connections there for the best hunting in the county. If you wanted to go overseas he had a cousin/friend/uncle that had a mansion we could stay in. If you wanted to see ANYONE in concert he could get you backstage passes and probably get you on stage during the performance. The list goes on and on! I told him that I bow hunt and he went to telling me he has killed five of every mammal on the continent with a bow some as far as 150 yards!!Comment
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Actually, when I was teaching a section on the brain's reaction to certain neurotransmitters, while at Harvard, I actually got inside the brains of a few patients. Not actually into their brains, but studied the brain's reactions to certain things like lying.Originally posted by rtp View Post
No, I didn't actually get "inside" a brain until I was practicing brain surgery at George Washington University Hospital where i pull the slug out of ole James Brady's head after the Reagan shooting. After that, Ronnie had me work security for Ollie North when we were cutting some deals with the Sandanistas. Not much I can "recall" about that time.
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Originally posted by curtintex View PostActually, when I was teaching a section on the brain's reaction to certain neurotransmitters, while at Harvard, I actually got inside the brains of a few patients. Not actually into their brains, but studied the brain's reactions to certain things like lying.
No, I didn't actually get "inside" a brain until I was practicing brain surgery at George Washington University Hospital where i pull the slug out of ole James Brady's head after the Reagan shooting. After that, Ronnie had me work security for Ollie North when we were cutting some deals with the Sandanistas. Not much I can "recall" about that time.
I'm gonna put your percentage north of 85...
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Yep! More full than you Dale. I will say though, you both have a way with words.Originally posted by Dale Moser View PostComment
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I don't know about 85%Originally posted by Dale Moser View Post
....when I was studying Quantitative Analytics at MIT, the make up of percentages was a big part of my life. Well, besides when I was dating Katie Couric and hanging out with Jordan and Barkley, just playing golf and chewing RedMan Origianal.
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He said Origianal!Originally posted by curtintex View PostI don't know about 85%....when I was studying Quantitative Analytics at MIT, the make up of percentages was a big part of my life. Well, besides when I was dating Katie Couric and hanging out with Jordan and Barkley, just playing golf and chewing RedMan Origianal.Comment
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Originally posted by Ironman View Post
I never claimed to be mistake free. I mean I won the Scripps Spelling Bee when I was 4, so burn in hell you commie bastage!!!![emoji6][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Comment
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Lol! Give me some of what your doing! I'm sitting here typing on TBH on a Saturday night, so I need something to make me feel better about myself.Originally posted by curtintex View PostComment
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Originally posted by Ironman View Post
Lol!!! I’ve been entertaining our granddaughter all weekend, I’m just delirious. I forgot how much work babies are. Turns out, they’re meant for young folks.[emoji15]Comment
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My BiL would lie to impress you. If you didn't look impressed then it would get added to until you did. Here's my favorite. While visiting here from their Colorado home, he told me he killed an antelope that should be very near a world record. I replied "Well that's real good". He says "I shot it with my Ruger .44 mag." I say "Yeah, more people are hunting with pistols every day". He says "It was a 160 yards". "That's a pretty fair shot" I say. "It was running" he added. I say "Really?" He says " I was too. Well, actually, I wasn't. The horse I was on was." I say "Holy cow, unbelievable". He says "Oh yeah, you should try to think your lead out when your target is moving and you are too."
Later I asked my sister how she liked antelope. She says " How would I know".Comment
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No truer words! But man, they sure are fun.Originally posted by curtintex View Post
Now, give her a beer and put her to bed!Comment
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Originally posted by Ironman View Post
I can help.
I bought a 1500 dollar deer camp special so my wife and son would have a hidin place at deer camp when the weather goes to ****.
I call it the fourth wheel.
It was already at deer camp, but lacked style and needed some TLC, so I drug it home today.
The expected flat was no big deal, but I dented one of the baby moons changing it.
Me and Fred spent most of the afternoon cleaning up and fixing minor stuff.
The aforementioned bride and miniature human got home, and stopped all progress.
Snoop wants to sleep in it, so I had to level, stabilize, and plug in. So I'm sleeping in the deer lease camper in the driveway of a perfectly good house that I pay the mortgage on.[emoji23]
There is a 100% chance he will Pee out the door in the morning.
All 100% true. Good times!
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