Lame jokes

[bho0351]

Lame jokes

-What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

-What did the momma cow say to her calf at night?

It's pasture bed time

-How do you make a handkerchief dance?

Put a little boogie in it

[Chew]

How do you know when an elephant is at your house? His bicycle is parked outside.

How do you know when two elephants are at your house? The handlebars are bent.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breath out of that thing?

What is the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Slow natives.

[bho0351]

What does Snoop Dog use to clean his clothes?

Bleeotch

[kwperry]

Did you hear about the indian in arizona that drank 200 gallons of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

[highspeed]

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey Pirate! You got a steering wheel attached to your pants!"

Pirate says "ARRGGH! Its driving me nuts!"

[kabob]

You know what I said when a book fell on my head?

I only have my SHELF to blame

[Blondie]

How do you tick off a midget?

Give them a yo-yo.

I read this as "how do you get a tick off a midget?" and didn't get it...
...see my sn...

[Abcdj]

If Mr.Bigger had a son.

Who would Bigger? Him or his son?

His son. Because he is a little Bigger!

[ferrellv]

why do midgets laugh when they run


because the grass tickles there balls.

[cwill]

What does Snoop Dog use to clean his clothes?

Bleeotch

Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?

Fodrizzle

[FireNguns]

What do you call a church on fire?

Holy smoke!

[FireNguns]

What does a gay horse when it's hungry?

Haayyy!

[BigThicketBoy]

I am thinking..............

Don't hurt nothing
Why did the cow poke get a dachshund puppy because all the other cow pokes told him to , get along little doggie

[Fergeris]

Lol these are good

[Hamshire]

A dog limps into a bar and say "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw".