My fiancé and her jokes....

[seminole1990]

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck in his pants.
Bartender exclaims, "Hey Cap! Y'know you've got a steering wheel in your pants?"
Pirate replies, "Aaaargh, I know, and it's drivin' me nuts!"

[TICK MAGNET]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7p_c5yrJKM&sns=em



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Heck yeah, I can't wait to see it! It's awesome that they got all the same cast!


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[DapperDan]

My fiancé and her jokes....

The only animal seen at the zoo today was a dog....

It was a shi tzu...


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[Sparkles]

[emoji23] that’s a good one
Lol


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[DapperDan]

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[coachk]

She'll love this one- how do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.

omg, that is one my dad always tells...then he follows it up with:

how do you catch a tame rabbit?
- the tame way, unique up on it

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[coachk]

How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way.

Dang it, ya beat me too it! guess I should have read the while thread first!ha

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[2B4Him]

She'll love this one- how do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.

And what do you call a blind deer? No eye deer.

[Brown County Man]

And what do you call a blind deer? No eye deer.

what do you call a blind deer with no legs?

Still no eye deer

[2B4Him]

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he won't come to you.

[Fishinag22]

Did y'all hear about the new female rapper that recently put on an awesome concert, all while it was "her time of the month"?

I heard she had a mean flow...

[LivinADream]

10 yr old daughter: dad in need to go to the Dr.
Me: why, what happened?
10 yr old: I have a crack in my butt.

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[DapperDan]

So apparently you can’t use “beef stew” as a password.....



It’s not stroganoff.

And she’s back on a roll! Lol


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[DapperDan]

How does NASA organize a party?



They planet....

Yes she is a goober. And a goon. And a goofball that thinks these are hilarious. Guess I do to! Lol


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[Goldeneagle]

It was so quiet at the bowling alley........... you could hear a pin drop!