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    #46
    Originally posted by RascalArms View Post
    Oh...I guess you haven’t seen Elvira lately huh? [emoji23]
    You need to remember, he's old. Granny from Beverly Hillbillies looks good to him

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      #47
      Originally posted by RascalArms View Post
      Oh...I guess you haven’t seen Elvira lately huh? [emoji23]
      Originally posted by Charles View Post
      You need to remember, he's old. Granny from Beverly Hillbillies looks good to him
      When she gets the Elvira get up on, she's still hot! And when Granny didn't have that costume on, she was actually a nice lookin woman. I was more of an Elly Mae fan myself.
      Last edited by Goldeneagle; 04-03-2018, 09:44 AM. Reason: CRS disease.

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        #48
        Originally posted by Goldeneagle View Post
        Just for reference.

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        Not as hot as a red-headed witch and more accessible [emoji3][emoji106]


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          #49
          Originally posted by BigThicketBoy View Post
          Not as hot as a red-headed witch and more accessible [emoji3][emoji106]


          Sent from my Moto Z (2) using Tapatalk
          You sir are winning

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            #50
            When you think you have seen it all............nope!!! i got nada!

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              #51
              Turkey to Fireman: I tawt I taw a putty tat...

              Fireman: Naw, just a couple 'ole cougars is all, you jive turkey!

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                #52
                Originally posted by perow View Post
                That poor turkey
                This^^^^^

                I bet that isn't the first old bird they have grabbed!

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                  #53
                  That turkeys ****** will never smell the same

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                    #54
                    They just wanted to borrow his ******.

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                      #55
                      Whaaaaaaat

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                        #56
                        Originally posted by Johnny Dangerr View Post
                        You might be a redneck if - You’ve ever wrestled a turkey in a fire station .......
                        That's a great one Johnny!

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                          #57
                          Hahaha, some funny sh-tuff man.

                          They definitely put a stalk on.

                          Hope its in season right now. Lol

                          J

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                            #58
                            Originally posted by Texas Grown View Post
                            That's a great one Johnny!
                            Got a You Might Be A Redneck If calendar for Christmas. Been hallarious. Tear off one page a day. Tempted to start a thread and post the daily gem. Today was: your landscaping is actually a gopher infestation......

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                              #59
                              Originally posted by Johnny Dangerr View Post
                              Got a You Might Be A Redneck If calendar for Christmas. Been hallarious. Tear off one page a day. Tempted to start a thread and post the daily gem. Today was: your landscaping is actually a gopher infestation......
                              I wish I had gophers, or P-dogs. Then I wouldn't have to mow.

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                                #60
                                Originally posted by Texas Grown View Post
                                I wish I had gophers, or P-dogs. Then I wouldn't have to mow.
                                Isn’t it amazing watching what all the people here have to deal with every year. Skunks, snakes, scorpions, spiders, etc.
                                I fight mosquitoes, fleas, and weeds every year.
                                Gophers / Moles would be doggie party toys in my back yard.......

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