Big, 200 plus pound pigs taste better. Aoudads and Javelina make great table fair if you know how to cook. McDonald’s on the other hand tastes like deep fried plastic wrap, microwaved in plastic sauce.
That is all.
I like a Big Mac every now and then . I like their french fries and their breakfast is good. Plus there's a hot girl that works at the drive through window.......
There's also a girl that looks like she was on a pretty steady meth diet for a while that works at the drive through window sometimes. You can venture to guess which one flirts with me all the dadgum time. Here's a clue, I don't go to McDonald's that often anymore.
I like a Big Mac every now and then . I like their french fries and their breakfast is good. Plus there's a hot girl that works at the drive through window.......
There's also a girl that looks like she was on a pretty steady meth diet for a while that works at the drive through window sometimes. You can venture to guess which one flirts with me all the dadgum time.
Is the meth girl missing a bunch of teeth? If so, might be worth it one time...just saying....
I like a Big Mac every now and then . I like their french fries and their breakfast is good. Plus there's a hot girl that works at the drive through window.......
There's also a girl that looks like she was on a pretty steady meth diet for a while that works at the drive through window sometimes. You can venture to guess which one flirts with me all the dadgum time. Here's a clue, I don't go to McDonald's that often anymore.
Ha! That's funny!
I like the fries, coffee is real good too for a quick cup!
Please remember to...Turn down the meth when she offers on your first date!
I made the mistake today of swinging through the drive through on the way home from a long drive. The kids were hangry and about to either start eating the backseat or each other. They managed to make it through the fries. Never again. And I don’t want to sound all city boy and pompous because I can Whataburger like a 300 pound corn farmer.
If I can get some aoudad in the freezer, I’m gonna do an open invitation throw down and change some minds.
Is the meth girl missing a bunch of teeth? If so, might be worth it one time...just saying....
Only thing I eat at Mac D is their breakfast
I really try to minimize eye contact because I don't want her to think we're having a romantic moment but yeah she's missing a good amount of them.
You might be right but I'm gonna have to call up my buddy Jim Beam and she's gonna have to swipe 4 McDonald's sacks from work. Two to put over her head and two to put over mine just to he on the safe side.
I really try to minimize eye contact because I don't want her to think we're having a romantic moment but yeah she's missing a good amount of them.
You might be right but I'm gonna have to call up my buddy Jim Beam and she's gonna have to swipe 4 McDonald's sacks from work. Two to put over her head and two to put over mine just to he on the safe side.
There are good, clean Christian girls at chic fil e. I guess it all depends on what your into!
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