I had a problem with people eating my dill pickles in our break room fridge. I bought a new jar and put a sign on it "DO NOT EAT". Then I stirred the jar with my manhood. After they devoured them, I let it be known. Food theft has died down a bit.
Ha, these are getting good.... as a teenager, my older brother was thieving anything I cooked for myself. He was a bully! One day I fixed home made burritos and mixed cat sh** in with the refried beans. He ate both and I never said a word about it.
I felt justified.
I had a problem with people eating my dill pickles in our break room fridge. I bought a new jar and put a sign on it "DO NOT EAT". Then I stirred the jar with my manhood. After they devoured them, I let it be known. Food theft has died down a bit.
I worked with a contractor that his wife cooked some ex-lax brownies. Been a few years but there was like 15 square per brownie. Took about 1.5 hours to kick in but when it did, I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. I still cry laughing reliving that day. Got about 6 people. Most weren’t religious people, but were praying to any God that they thought might help them. Lol
I had a problem with people eating my dill pickles in our break room fridge. I bought a new jar and put a sign on it "DO NOT EAT". Then I stirred the jar with my manhood. After they devoured them, I let it be known. Food theft has died down a bit.
To put some of u at eese I only eat fat peoples food they have good food well maybe most of yall still have something to worry about (:
It appears this may be a well thought out gesture on your part. You’ve probably heard the saying that in Grizzly country it’s best to be faster than whoever you’re with. Well, you’re just trying to help fat people get skinny so the Grizzlies don’t get em.
For the record, I’m big n muscular, but not slow at all.
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